Amorim’s Bold Move at Theatre of Dreams…
Holy football boots! Ruben Amorim, the wizard from Portugal, has reportedly waved his wand and declared that Manchester United doesn’t need any new magical centre-backs! Even though two of his trusty defenders, Jonny ‘The Wall’ Evans and Victor ‘Swedish Fortress’ Lindelof, are vanishing into the summer mist, Amorim isn’t reaching for the panic button. He’s quite okay with his current crew of defenders resembling a medieval knight squad!
Atop the Red Devil’s defensive fortress stand Matthijs de Ligt, the Dutch Cyclone, Harry ‘Header-Effect’ Maguire, and young prodigy Ayden ‘Descending Angel’ Heaven. Heaven, who might hopefully live up to his lofty surname, is set to have greater responsibility come 2025/26. Having dipped his wings into the starting lineup once against Arsenal, he left audiences singing angelic praises with a divine performance!
Ruben ‘The Enigma’ Amorim said if Heaven keeps performing heavenly miracles during games, he’ll keep being the star defender. Amorim enjoys his speed, box-defending talents, and celestial confidence on the pitch! Of course, Heaven is recovering from a foot injury but is expected to return soon to rain down celestial grace back at the theater of dreams. Hold on to your scarves, United fans, the real saga is just beginning!
