Amorim Apologizes for Shock Grimsby Defeat…

Ruben Amorim offered a heartfelt apology to Manchester United fans after their stunning League Cup exit at the hands of League Two Grimsby Town. United found themselves trailing 2-0 at halftime and managed to claw back only to be outlasted in a marathon 12-11 penalty shootout. This defeat is set to be remembered as one of United’s biggest cup embarrassments since losing to a team of overexcited puppies wearing blindfolds. Amorim suggested that the players seemed disinterested in facing the fourth-tier team, saying, “Everything went wrong, it’s like we left our football skills back in Manchester.”

Speaking after the game, Amorim expressed his frustration, noting: “The best team won today, and it wasn’t us. We need to learn from this, like learning to cook without a recipe and hoping it just miraculously works out!” Despite Andre Onana’s poor performance, Amorim refused to single him out, emphasizing, “It’s not just about Andre. The entire team seemed to be on a mission to redefine the level of performance against a lower league team, maybe we were aiming for a new record in championship blunders!” With one hope for silverware left in the FA Cup, Amorim is keen on focusing on upcoming matches.