Old Trafford’s Comedy of Transfers…
Ruben Amorim, the football wizard with a flare for drama, is sweeping through Manchester United like a tornado wielding a broom the size of Old Trafford! Rumor has it, if you sneeze in a meeting, he’ll slap a transfer list on you quicker than Eric Cantona executed a karate kick. Fresh from turning Sporting CP into a Portuguese powerhouse, Amorim now treats any player with indecisive intentions like a sandwich left out in the rain — soggy and ready for the bin!
Pity poor Marcus Rashford, who last played peekaboo at Villa Park. After a ‘you-only-live-once’ style banishment to Aston Villa, it appears Mr. Rashford is auditioning for a permanent spot in the nether realms of a different Premier League club very soon. And let’s not forget Alejandro Garnacho, whose dreams have been listed with an outrageous price tag of ÂŁ60m! Napoli and Chelsea are drooling more than a dog in a sausage factory.
As for Jadon Sancho and Antony, they’re like actors who refuse to leave the stage. Sancho returned sheepishly after Chelsea handed him back; meanwhile, Antony gleefully gallivanted about Spain, claiming newfound joy at Real Betis. The word on the street is, anyone still hanging around Carrington better get their thunderous footwork in line or join the queue for the transfer train hurtling to an uncertain yet entertaining destination!
