Antony Shines Bright in Seville’s Sunshine…

Manchester United’s winger Antony seems to have found his mojo, and spoiler alert – it involves a lot of sunbathing and siesta time. Since ditching cloudy Manchester for sunny Seville, Antony’s been scoring goals like they’re going out of style, with four shiny goals and assists each for Real Betis. Who knew sunshine could be such a tactical game-changer?

After playing peek-a-boo with the bench at Old Trafford, our Brazilian star decided to swap rainy walls for palm trees in the January transfer window. Lucky for him, the move’s been a success – just imagine sunbathing before a match! And clearly smitten, Betis can’t stop whispering sweet nothings about keeping him around for good.

The winger’s revelation to a Spanish TV station was as juicy as a Seville orange. “The sun here helps a lot, and the city is better here. I’m very happy here,” Antony beamed. They always say you play better when you’re smiling, and Antony’s sunny grin sure beats Manchester’s rain frown! Meanwhile, while opinions clash about physicality, Antony’s over there asking, “Who cares? Pass the sunscreen!”