The Triple Trouble of Missing Men…
It’s rapture at the Theatre of Dreams! Manchester United have a reason to dance like a ticklish llama on caffeine when Athletic Bilbao manager Ernesto Valverde dropped the bombshell that his team will fly to Old Trafford on three wheels instead of four! Their dynamic duo, Nico and Inaki Williams, along with their goal machine, Oihan Sancet, will be lounging on the injury sofa, missing out on a football fiesta against the Red Devils.
Nico Williams, rumored to be the next big-ticket wonder being chased by Europe’s finest, has been playing like a magical unicorn dribbling through a field of confused kangaroos, scoring 11 goals and assisting 7. His elder brother, Inaki, no less of a wizard, blessed the pitch with 11 goals and 9 assists, but alas, United fans won’t be seeing those fireworks this time. Oihan Sancet, with a staggering 17 goals, is even denying the joy of being in England for a cuppa tea and a kickabout!
While nearly 4,000 Bilbao believers will surge to Manchester hoping to strike back from their 3-0 defeat—courtesy of Bruno “The Wonderbrace” Fernandes and Casemiro’s thunderous foot—United surely smell the sweet scent of victory. As the away gaffer’s squad airplane takes to the skies, the penultimate showdown waits ahead, where the winner not only secures a golden ticket to the Europa final in Bilbao but also the chance to tango in the Champions League ball next season. Come on, Bilbao, don’t forget your dancing boots!
