Roy Keane Ditches Victory Bus Parade!
Roy Keane pulls a Houdini! Sunderland skips the victory bus parade, leaving players scratching heads. Party pooper or visionary? You decide!
Cunha’s Emotional Roller Coaster at Wolves
Cunha’s Premier League ride is a football drama worthy of Broadway! With goals flying and red cards popping, will he stick with Wolves or head to Man U?
Man Utd’s Wacky Seaside Adventure
Man Utd’s beach escapade: tripping over shoelaces at Bournemouth! Watch out for those hyper Cherries aiming for UEFA, while United dream of Europa glory!
Red Devils Seek Redemption in Seaside Showdown!
Red Devils hit the seaside circus! Can they outshine Bournemouth’s unbeaten magic in this gravity-defying football fable? Catch the seaside showdown!
Van Gaal’s Gut Punch of Giggs: A Comedy!
Giggsy’s gut met Van Gaal’s welcome in a football farce! Witness the chaos of transfers and twirls as Man U climbs faster than a caffeinated cat!
Amorim: No More Defenders Needed at Man Utd!
Amorim’s daring trick at Man Utd: no new defenders! Trusts young Heaven to bring celestial football at the Theater of Dreams. Who needs transfers?
Rooney’s Rover No-No Dance Drama
Blackburn Rovers dodge the Rooney rollercoaster! Wayne’s grand entrance is blocked, just as Ismael bounces back from defeat. Will Rooney score a manager gig next?
Evra’s Kung-Fu Kickoff: MMA Madness!
Patrice Evra trades soccer boots for MMA gloves in a Paris showdown! Get ready for kicks, punches, and Eiffel Tower shimmies. Don’t miss this epic brawl!
Man United’s Quirky Quest for Joan Garcia!
Man United’s playful bid for Espanyol’s Joan Garcia has football fans buzzing! Can they snag this goalie gem, or will it be a cliffhanger encore? Stay tuned!
Royals of the Reddest Kingdom
Get ready to feel like royalty at Old Trafford! Swap fish-n-chips for filet steak and footie thrills in a VIP experience that’s more regal than a unicorn’s tea party!
Man United Keeper Crisis: Onana Drama!
Old Trafford’s a goalie circus with Onana’s acrobatics and a cash crisis sharper than a raccoon’s hotdog hunt! Can they bounce back? Stay tuned!
Van Nistelrooy’s Job Future: Pass or Dribble?
Ruud van Nistelrooy’s next move: Stay with Leicester’s foxy squad or chase Dutch dreams? It’s like juggling flaming soccer balls! Will he score or slip?
Liam Delap’s Epic Transfer Tug-of-War!
Liam Delap’s goal-scoring magic sparks a madcap soccer showdown! Manchester’s Red Devils and Newcastle’s Pirates tussle for his signature! Who wins Delap’s golden boots?
Rashford’s Aston Villa Adventure Wows!
Rashford wows in a Villa chant against City! Amorim’s poetic touchline musings turn up the drama. Rashford’s ÂŁ40M magic awaits Villa’s grab! 🏆
Man U Injury Woes: Comedy of Snags!
Man U’s injury circus rolls on! Players dropping like deckchairs! Dalot’s calf, De Ligt’s ankle, and more in this slapstick saga of sidelined stars!