Kobbie Mainoo’s Mysterious Instagram Message
Kobbie Mainoo, benched yet again, receives a cryptic emoji-laden message from Cole Palmer, while legend Rio Ferdinand urges patience in his Old Trafford stand-off!
Roy Keane Opts Out of Legends Clash
Roy Keane skips the Legends Clash! Trading tackle for talk, he’s swapped boots for the booth, proving his words are sharper than his kicks on ITV Sport!
Eriksen’s Transfer Criticized as “Frivolous”
Christian Eriksen’s club saga is wilder than a lion on a lettuce diet! Gravesen thinks Eriksen’s lounging at Malmo is less focus, more frivolous joyride!
Tottenham Twist: Sheikh Jassim’s New Hope
Tottenham’s twisty turn: Sheikh Jassim’s eyeing Spurs like a kid eyeing candy! Could the Spurs takeover be quicker than a 2-for-1 pizza deal? Stay tuned!
Celtic and Man Utd Legends Clash
Legendary soccer duel! Celtic vs. Man Utd at Celtic Park: students vs. dinosaurs! Can McClair outsmart Robson? Trophies or time travel? Catch every quirky kick!
Man United Ignored Pep’s Sancho Warning
Sancho skips to Aston Villa loan after a bumpy ride with Man United! Will the knight in squeaky armor reboot under Unai Emery, or find more mischief?
Grimsby Fined in Manchester United Upset!
Grimsby zaps Man U in a jaw-dropper but gets slapped with a £20,000 fine! Unregistered player drama? No sweat, they’re still on for the next round!
Man Utd’s £7m Teenage Star’s New Ambition
Teen sensation Diego Leon aims to dazzle Manchester United like a superhero, making waves from Paraguay to England. Ready to dance on the big stage!
Thomas Tuchel on Mason Greenwood Future
Thomas Tuchel punts Greenwood’s England hopes into orbit! Now scoring goals like a teapot tornado in Marseille, but Jamaica’s coach dreams of jerk chicken bribes!
Semenyo to United: Dream Team or Daydream?
United’s January wishlist: Antoine Semenyo! Red jersey dreams or just wild daydreams? Picture a forward line like a clown car—packed with talent!
Man United Star’s Hilarious Transfer Tale
Man United starlet spills the beans! Hojlund’s surprise Napoli trip leaves us guessing; Dorgu’s lionhearted tales keep the spirits roaring! 🦁⚽️
Grimsby Shines Despite Minor Cup Controversy
Grimsby Town’s Cup win over Man United was wild! Despite a £20k fine for a player oopsie, Artell says not even soap-opera drama can dim their superhero glow!
Emi Martinez on United transfer saga
Emi Martinez had his United dream deflated like a tired balloon, but he’s chill in chilly Birmingham, cracking jokes about penguins and transfers.
Watch Sesko: Slovenia vs Sweden Showdown!
Sesko & Slovenia take on Sweden in a moonlit clash! Score goals or buy an island? UK fans, sharpen those sleuth skills to see this international dance-off!
Man Utd Eyes Transfer for Semenyo
Man Utd eyes Bournemouth’s Antoine Semenyo for a January surprise! Will their checkbook tango with his £55m fancy footwork or get stage fright? Stay tuned!