Mkhitaryan Tried to Outkick Mourinho’s Breakfast
Mkhitaryan’s stunning scorpion kick wowed fans, even silencing Mourinho’s breakfast critiques. His brilliance was a tasty yet rare treat for Man U! 🍳⚽
Greenwood in Jungle: Jamaica Calling!
Mason Greenwood’s poised for a reggae twist, as Steve McClaren lures him to join Jamaica’s football team! Will he swap jerseys for the island breeze? 🌴⚽
Man Utd’s Mission for Gomes: A Comical Quest
Man Utd’s transfer comedy continues! They’re eyeing a free Angel Gomes amid budget woes. Will he be their rom-com hero, or just another missed chance? 🌟
Pogba Back on the Hunt: Clubs, Beware!
Pogba’s back on the pitch! After a doping ban, he’s ready to dazzle new clubs. Will he choose Marseille, Fiorentina, or La Liga? Find out more!
Rashford’s Back: Tuchel’s Secret Weapon?
Rashford Returns! Is Tuchel’s Nostalgia the Key to England’s Success? Deeney thinks others deserve the spotlight. Will Rashford’s comeback steal the show?
Casemiro’s Emoji Fiesta for Bruno’s Hat Trick Heroics
Casemiro showers Bruno Fernandes with emoji praise as the Man United hero dazzles with a hat trick, keeping hopes alive for a Champions League spot!
Man U Skips Quenda, Chelsea’s Got the Winning Bid!
Man U fumbles with Quenda, as Chelsea snatches him for ÂŁ40M! Who knew a 17-year-old could spark this transfer drama? Discover more about this whirlwind!
Why Man United Kicks Off When Granny Snoozes
Man United goes night-owl with a 7 PM kickoff against Leicester! Discover why their schedule dances around Europa League snoozes and TV slots! 🌙⚽
Brandon’s 99mph Balloon Blunder: Crash Edition
Brandon Williams took a wild spin at 99mph with a balloon in tow, turning his Audi into a crash course of what-not-to-do! Curious to know more? Click here!
Chelsea’s Shopping Spree Leaves Man Utd Wondering!
Chelsea steals the show snatching Geovany Quenda from Man Utd! With promises of winger glory, the €45M deal leaves Man Utd wanting a magic wallet!
Chelsea’s Wing and a Prayer Steals Quenda!
Chelsea swoops in, nabbing rising star Geovany Quenda from Manchester United’s grasp! Discover how this 17-year-old sensation chose a dream winger role!
Ayden Heaven Set to Rise Against Leicester
Man United’s Ayden Heaven aims to dazzle as he starts against Leicester, bringing hope and youthful energy to the team. Can he rise to the occasion? 🌟
Mason Mount’s Epic Return and Maguire’s Mystery
Mason Mount’s ready for a memorable mini-comeback with Man U! Meanwhile, Maguire’s MIA, and Kobbie Mainoo’s set for a star-studded return!
Rashford’s England Return: A Comedic Comeback Odyssey
Marcus Rashford hilariously returns to England’s team after dazzling at Aston Villa! Stay tuned for more football surprises in his epic comeback story!
Mourinho Blames Referee, VAR for Fenerbahce Exit
Mourinho blames refs and VAR after Fenerbahce’s dramatic Europa League exit, adding humor to post-match woes. Comedy meets controversy on the field!