Red Devils U18s Slain in Epic Penalty Duel!
Red Devils U18s out, slain in a wild penalty showdown! Villains claimed victory, leaving fans gasping like fish out of water in this epic football saga!
When De Ligt Tried to Sway Tonali’s Fate!
Matthijs’ pasta pitch failed! Juventus missed Tonali, who joined the Toon Army, dodged betting blips, and scored shiny wins. Will Red Devils swoop next?
Rio’s US Escape: Football to Hollywood?
Rio Ferdinand’s eyeing a Hollywood hit! From Man U’s pitch to Tinseltown’s glitz, will he score another career goal across the pond? Pass the popcorn!
Chido Obi Skips Man United Showdown
Teen star Chido Obi ditches Man United clash for a magical FA Youth Cup quest! Can his pie-fueled skills defeat Aston Villa’s young wizards?
Rashford’s Brain-Melting Villa Adventure
Rashford transforms into a goalzilla at Aston Villa, gobbling goals vs. Preston. Will he stay for ÂŁ40M, or just enjoy a claret and blue gap year fiesta?
Maguire & Co. Charge Back into Battle!
Injured Red Devils Maguire & Yoro are back, ready to outplay Forest. Coach Amorim juggles players like circus balls. United aims to dazzle their rivals!
Rashford’s Wobbly Rollercoaster at Villa
Rashford’s toe-tango at Villa is a goal-less pantomime turned goal-glory blast! Will he stay, or bolt back to United? Football drama in full swing!
Mason Greenwood vs the Spectre of Invisibility!
Mason Greenwood’s Marseille stint feels like a magic trick gone wrong—goals disappear faster than Houdini! Can he find his sparkle vs. Toulouse?
Mason’s Mother’s Day Marvel What a Kick!
Mason Greenwood is back with a bang! Celebrating Mother’s Day with a soccer spree, he’s scoring for Marseille and making defenders go “Merde!”
Amorim’s Injury Rollercoaster for Man Utd
Man United’s injury circus rolls on! Amorim juggles stars: Yoro and Maguire return, but Shaw’s still benched. Obi’s demoted to U-18, while Evans and Mainoo sit out!
Antony’s Spanish Siesta Success Story!
Antony traded Man U’s moody fog for Real Betis’s sunshine, now dazzling like a paella-powered flamenco star! Will he dance back or sizzle in Spain?
Footy Boot Fiasco: Becks vs Fergie!
Becks and Sir Fergie’s footy waltz exploded into a flying boot fiasco! From bromance to battle, a boot ended it all, setting Becks on his Real Madrid romance!
Man United’s Summer Sale Circus Looms
Man United’s transfer drama heats up! Bruno Fernandes could be sold to Real Madrid for ÂŁ90M, sparking a Roy Keane vs. Ian Wright showdown. Stay tuned!
Rashford’s Villa Quest: Garnacho Cheers!
Rashford rockets Villa to the FA Cup semi-finals with two epic goals and garners Garnacho’s emoji cheers! Emery’s plans are secretive, but fans are thrilled!
United Transfer Madness: Rashford, Antony Buzz
Rashford’s dramatic exit rumors swirl while Antony’s samba steps wow Betis! Manchester United’s transfer saga has more twists than a spicy soap opera!