Mad Mancs Return to Forest Clash Time!
Mad Mancs vs. Forest! Red Devils leap in like a sloth on caffeine! Drama, chaos, and goals await! Will it be a circus or a football fiesta?
Red Devils and Forest: Cartoon Kick-off!
Red Devils embark on a wild footie quest at Forest! Maguire’s magic, Hojlund and Garnacho’s goal-blasting dreams await. Will delight or chaos reign?
Bruno Stays! Man Utd’s Cartoon Saga!
Bruno’s sticking with Man Utd! Amorim’s Gandalf-like “no transfer” spell keeps the goals flowing and cash growing. Stay tuned for this twisty footy drama!
Man United’s Maguire to Blast Forest!
Man United vs. Forest: A jungle clash amidst spells, pom-poms, and shoe-tying trickery! Who can survive this Premier League jungle showdown? Find out!
Pogballoon Hints at Comeback Salad!
“Pogballoon” plots a spicy comeback! Paul Pogba teases fans with “Let’s get it” and a flexing emoji. Will he spice up Man Utd? Stay tuned, footy fans!⚽️
Rio to Hop from TNT to Tinseltown Turf?
Rio Ferdinand might ditch TNT Sports for Hollywood glitz! Could he be the next big pundit star in the USA as the 2026 World Cup nears? Stay tuned!
Red Devils U18s Slain in Epic Penalty Duel!
Red Devils U18s out, slain in a wild penalty showdown! Villains claimed victory, leaving fans gasping like fish out of water in this epic football saga!
When De Ligt Tried to Sway Tonali’s Fate!
Matthijs’ pasta pitch failed! Juventus missed Tonali, who joined the Toon Army, dodged betting blips, and scored shiny wins. Will Red Devils swoop next?
Rio’s US Escape: Football to Hollywood?
Rio Ferdinand’s eyeing a Hollywood hit! From Man U’s pitch to Tinseltown’s glitz, will he score another career goal across the pond? Pass the popcorn!
Chido Obi Skips Man United Showdown
Teen star Chido Obi ditches Man United clash for a magical FA Youth Cup quest! Can his pie-fueled skills defeat Aston Villa’s young wizards?
Rashford’s Brain-Melting Villa Adventure
Rashford transforms into a goalzilla at Aston Villa, gobbling goals vs. Preston. Will he stay for ÂŁ40M, or just enjoy a claret and blue gap year fiesta?
Maguire & Co. Charge Back into Battle!
Injured Red Devils Maguire & Yoro are back, ready to outplay Forest. Coach Amorim juggles players like circus balls. United aims to dazzle their rivals!
Rashford’s Wobbly Rollercoaster at Villa
Rashford’s toe-tango at Villa is a goal-less pantomime turned goal-glory blast! Will he stay, or bolt back to United? Football drama in full swing!
Mason Greenwood vs the Spectre of Invisibility!
Mason Greenwood’s Marseille stint feels like a magic trick gone wrong—goals disappear faster than Houdini! Can he find his sparkle vs. Toulouse?
Mason’s Mother’s Day Marvel What a Kick!
Mason Greenwood is back with a bang! Celebrating Mother’s Day with a soccer spree, he’s scoring for Marseille and making defenders go “Merde!”