Rashford’s Wobbly Rollercoaster at Villa
Rashford’s toe-tango at Villa is a goal-less pantomime turned goal-glory blast! Will he stay, or bolt back to United? Football drama in full swing!
Mason Greenwood vs the Spectre of Invisibility!
Mason Greenwood’s Marseille stint feels like a magic trick gone wrong—goals disappear faster than Houdini! Can he find his sparkle vs. Toulouse?
Mason’s Mother’s Day Marvel What a Kick!
Mason Greenwood is back with a bang! Celebrating Mother’s Day with a soccer spree, he’s scoring for Marseille and making defenders go “Merde!”
Amorim’s Injury Rollercoaster for Man Utd
Man United’s injury circus rolls on! Amorim juggles stars: Yoro and Maguire return, but Shaw’s still benched. Obi’s demoted to U-18, while Evans and Mainoo sit out!
Antony’s Spanish Siesta Success Story!
Antony traded Man U’s moody fog for Real Betis’s sunshine, now dazzling like a paella-powered flamenco star! Will he dance back or sizzle in Spain?
Footy Boot Fiasco: Becks vs Fergie!
Becks and Sir Fergie’s footy waltz exploded into a flying boot fiasco! From bromance to battle, a boot ended it all, setting Becks on his Real Madrid romance!
Man United’s Summer Sale Circus Looms
Man United’s transfer drama heats up! Bruno Fernandes could be sold to Real Madrid for ÂŁ90M, sparking a Roy Keane vs. Ian Wright showdown. Stay tuned!
Rashford’s Villa Quest: Garnacho Cheers!
Rashford rockets Villa to the FA Cup semi-finals with two epic goals and garners Garnacho’s emoji cheers! Emery’s plans are secretive, but fans are thrilled!
United Transfer Madness: Rashford, Antony Buzz
Rashford’s dramatic exit rumors swirl while Antony’s samba steps wow Betis! Manchester United’s transfer saga has more twists than a spicy soap opera!
Isco’s Wild Plan to Nab Antony from Man Utd!
Isco’s wild plan to keep Antony! The Real Betis wizard suggests crowdfunding to snag the Manchester United star for good—a plot as wild as an octopus on drums!
Red Devils’ Tango with Transfer Terrors!
Hold tight, soccer fans! Man United’s in a transfer tizzy! Will Fernades tango to Madrid or stay in Old Trafford’s wild soap opera? Stay tuned!
Sekou Kone’s Wonder Goal Dilemma!
Man United’s new wonder kid, Sekou Kone, is a football fairy tale in the making! From Mali’s dust to Manchester’s magic, he’s one goal away from legend!
United Gears Up: Delap & Hjulmand Rumors!
Man Utd’s back with toaster strudel energy! Eyeing Liam Delap and Morten Hjulmand, they’re set to ignite the field, maybe even with samba goals!
Rashford’s Villa Adventure: Thrills Not Bills!
Rashford’s on fire at Villa, scoring goals like a squirrel at a nut buffet! Will the ÂŁ40m piñata drop, or will he juggle back to Man United? Stay tuned!
Rashford Rockets Aston Villa to Victory!
Rashford dazzles in Aston Villa colors, scoring goals like a magician with more tricks than a rabbit-filled hat! He’s the turbo-cheetah of football! 🏆