Zirkzee clocks 82 minutes for Man United and West Ham fancy a loan ticket—Italy’s giants queue for souvenirs ⚽

Owen backs Rashford’s Barcelona glow-up—five goals, six assists, and maybe a £30m summer encore ☀️

United eye Al-Nassr clash for Ronaldo’s big farewell—nostalgia, smiles and maybe a selfie or two await at Old Trafford

Lammens glides into Old Trafford calm as a cat, wowing United fans after a clean sheet and a Liverpool win

McTominay brews double goals for Napoli as Conte’s tactics turn his Champions League loss into a glowing espresso upgrade ☕️

Mbeumo shines for Man United with an Anfield winner, turning Rooney’s doubts into a cheeky back‑heel of belief ⚽

Phil Jones claims Manchester United still rule the world, with only Real Madrid on the same cosmic pitch ⚽

Mbeumo stuns Anfield, Maguire seals it—United beat Liverpool 2-1 and the Kop goes hush like a VAR whisper 🔴

Littler zaps Wirtz with a cheeky Ben 10 joke after Man United’s 2–1 win, proving even darts can hit Premier League targets 🎯

Bruno grins as Man United silence Anfield boos with a 2-1 win, their first triumph there since 2016 🎯

Maguire nods it in, Lammens stays ice-cold—Manchester United finally melt the Anfield curse ❄️

Amorim’s strict new rules turn Man United into Anfield magicians, even the snacks want transfers 🎩⚽

Maguire powers a late header to sink Liverpool and teases a Manchester United farewell with a wink of courage ⚽

Maguire’s header powers Man United past Liverpool 2-1 at Anfield, a sugar‑sweet win sealed with badge pride 🍫

Maguire’s late header stuns Liverpool as Amorim’s United grab a wild 2-1 Anfield win ⚽