Keylor Navas Relieved as Man Utd Transfer Fails
Keylor Navas chuckles, as a broken fax saves him from a Man Utd transfer! Instead, he built a Real Madrid legacy, nabbing titles like a dessert-loving cheetah!
Lineker and Shearer Roast Amorim’s Antics
Lineker and Shearer hilariously slam Amorim’s penalty phobia! Is he avoiding volleys or running from ghosts? Leadership needs courage, not candy fright!
Lisandro Martinez Praises Man United Striker
Man United’s Lisandro Martinez calls Falcao a rare PokĂ©mon—a legend despite tough times! Ronaldo’s gourmet fast food in the football world? Catch the surprising praise!
Jadon Sancho’s Great Villa Adventure Begins
Sancho’s off to Aston Villa, dreaming of goalpost applause like Rashford before him. Will he score more goals than hairdos in his new football quest?
Lammens Joins United Amid Goalie Shuffle
Old Trafford’s goalie saga is a circus with Lammens juggling alongside Andre Onana’s blunders and Bayindir’s yo-yo antics. Who’ll claim the top jersey?
Man United’s Martial Transfer Masterstroke
Man United dodged a ÂŁ7.2m bullet with Martial! A clever clause saved them from an epic payout. Now at AEK Athens, Martial’s oyster stayed pearl-less!
Tony Mowbray Banters on Amorim’s Genius Use
Tony Mowbray’s puzzled: Amad playing right wing-back is like Picasso painting fences! What’s up, Amorim? Amad’s magic deserves the spotlight, not defense!
Jadon Sancho Set for Aston Villa Loan Move
Jadon Sancho’s jetting off on a wild Aston Villa loan escapade! Can he shake off the Man U blues and hit Birmingham with a bang? Stay tuned!
Man United’s Wild Transfer Deadline Hopes
Man United’s transfer deadline is a game of cat herding, with wild exits and hopeful new arrivals. Can they pull off the ultimate football miracle?
Senne Lammens Flies to Join Man United
Man United nabs Belgian goalie Senne Lammens with faster reflexes than a cat dodging water! Is guarding United’s net trickier than a rollercoaster math test?
Onana’s Uncertain Man Utd Future
Man Utd’s goalie mess: Onana faces job jitters as the club eye new keepers. It’s a circus! Who knew being a keeper could feel like juggling flaming coconuts?
Erik Ten Hag Out at Leverkusen After 2 Games
Erik Ten Hag’s Leverkusen run fizzled out faster than a penguin at a beach party—two games, one point, and poof! Gone like a winter soufflĂ©!
Emi Martinez on Man United’s lost ‘treasure’
Oops! Man United’s ‘gem’ Garnacho rolls on to Chelsea for ÂŁ40M! Emi Martinez’s bench-warming and goalie swap whispers bring chaos more than a cat on skates!
Ethan Ennis Joins Fleetwood Town on Loan
Ethan Ennis, Manchester United’s starlet, sprints to Fleetwood Town on loan! Ready to dazzle while defenders reconsider their day jobs!
Man Utd’s Goalkeeper Transfer Dilemma
Man Utd’s in a goalie pickle! Will they snag Squirrel Speed Lammens, Mighty Ninja Martinez, or dream of Donnarumma? Time’s ticking like a roller-skating cheetah!