Man United’s Heavenly Defender Faces Injury Drama…
Ah, Manchester United’s very own Ayden Heaven – the defender who’s made the leap from Arsenal’s training ground to the theatre of dreams, with a pit stop in the infirmary! During a heroic leap to thwart Patson Daka’s attempt, Heaven channeled a bit too much of his namesake’s acrobatics, landing gingerly and signaling a swift visit to the United medics’ hangout.
Much to the dismay of the United fans and quite the delight of injury experts like Stephen Smith of Kitman Labs fame, Heaven could be back in play before the final whistle of the season. After a tussle with his ankle, which might or might not involve sprains, strains, or mini-fractures, the consensus is he’ll be waltzing onto the pitch in three to six weeks. So, fear not United fans, your celestial defender hasn’t taken permanent leave of this earthly pitch!
Heaven’s fans were sent little sunshine with his Instagram shoutout, thanking them for the heartwarming messages which kept him floating on cloud nine. Meanwhile, boss Ruben Amorim has his fingers crossed that this young celestial talent will soon be back to earth. With United’s season taking a breather, it’s all eyes on Heaven’s speedy return.
