Man United’s Matheus Cunha Welcomes Baby…

It’s a red-letter day for Matheus Cunha, who just managed to net a bundle of joy—well, not on the pitch but in life! That’s right, folks, the Manchester United whiz is doubling down on his dad game as he and Mrs. Cunha, freshly reveling in matrimonious bliss, welcome their newest team member, Liz! She arrived faster than a Cristiano Ronaldo sprint, just before Cunha zipped off on his stateside adventure with his new clubmates.

Cunha’s been lighting up the pitch brighter than a stadium floodlight with his golden boot, scoring 17 goals last season with more precision than a ninja-kicking footballer. But his latest assist came from the stork, not the midfield. Just before packing his kit bag for the USA, he juggled an Instagram post announcing the news with angel emojis and all. United’s Bruno Fernandes sent love faster than a VAR decision, while Brazilian buddies followed up with digital hugs.

The whole United locker room’s probably buzzing like it’s won the Champions League! With this heartwarming kick-off to his Red Devil days, Cunha’s starting his United career with a family hat-trick. Here’s wishing baby Liz grows up with skills sharper than a footie manager’s suit. Meanwhile, Cunha, the new papa, is already dreaming of a future of synchronized family assists and bedtime penalty shootouts!