Youngster Joins Europa League Battle Squad…
Hold onto your shin pads, folks, because Bendito Mantato has landed in Manchester United’s Europa League squad like a fire-breathing dragon with a flair for football! The Red Devils dragged the entire gang—and then some—to Bilbao, stuffing the plane as if preparing for a long-haul vacation rather than a cheeky Thursday night kickabout! Little Benny M is at the circus, alongside youthful comrades Chido Obi, SĂ©kou KonĂ©, and a bunch of other lads whose names sound like they belong in an intergalactic football league.
This teen titan, who’s basically lived at Old Trafford since he was a wee lad of nine, could bench press a Manchester bus with his potential. Though he hasn’t yet sniffed the senior pitch, the versatile winger (and defender, because who needs positions?) is already causing a stir. And with seven goals scored from the Under-18s Premier League and a couple more from his newfound Under-21 exploits, this kid is on fire. Expectations are as high as a Ronaldo header!
Manager Ruben *The Swapper* Amorim will be mixing it up like a DJ at a Saturday night disco for the Brentford clash, giving our younglings a hope to prove they’re more than just travelling mascots. So, keep your eyes peeled and your bootlaces tied because Mantato and his band of merry teens might just steal the spotlight in this epic European duel. Pass the popcorn—it’s going to be a show!
