Suspended Sentence for Ex-United Star…
Once a Red Devil, always a tailgater! Former Manchester United wing wizard Brandon Williams has swapped the beautiful game’s pitch for a legal one, landing himself with a cheeky 14-month suspended sentence and a driving ban after a colossal car kerfuffle on the A34. Williams couldn’t resist unleashing his inner speed demon, zooming at a galloping 99mph before swapping paint with an unsuspecting Ford Fiesta. Talk about taking ‘wing speed’ a bit too literally!
With his Audi transforming into a breakneck blur, Williams went from ball runs to road ruckus. Like a bewildered referee blown off course by a rogue gust, he rear-ended the Fiesta with the majestic grace of a penguin on roller skates. His victim’s car faced the central reservation with more spin than a Beckham corner kick. But fret not, Williams emerged with not one but two yellow balloons – and no, they weren’t about celebrating another goal!
The court, that day, witnessed him confess with a sense of remorse bigger than Old Trafford. Having learned his lesson (hopefully without any VAR reviews), Brandon assured fans he’d keep his future antics strictly to the pitch. With a three-year driving hiatus ahead, here’s hoping his next team focuses on football rather than Formula 1!
