Ben Foster Says Saudi Sandbags Could Swoop! …
Manchester United’s fairy godchild, Bruno Fernandes, seems to be the darling child of Old Trafford yet again. Known for his theatrical on-pitch performances, this Portuguese marvel has been throwing a glittering lifeline down the Theatre of Dreams, with 16 goals and 15 assists. But the drama doesn’t end there! Bruno, who ducked out the backdoor from Portuguese summer offers, signed a new three-year romance novel with United.
And what’s this? Former Red Devil, Ben Foster, sitting comfortably at home, sipping a brew, spun some £70 million fantasy auction for Bruno’s talents! He reckons a top-four brigade should swipe left on Fernandes’s contract. But before you think we’re chucking Bruno into a flashy Pro League carousel, Foster quipped, “other than Saudi, where it’s just looney tunes money, Bruno’s sticking at United, bless them!”
Word on the street—straight from the horse’s mouth, aka Fabrizio Romano—backs Foster’s clairvoyant chat. Bruno’s down for the rebuild chatter with Erik ten Hag, styling himself as a core building block. “Is Bruno Man United’s super glue?” Yes, says everyone! Future debates revolve around who can attract this midfield maestro. For now, United has swung its red cape and declared, “Hands off, we’ve got a magician in red!”
