Scholes Fears the Saudi Gold Rush…
Once upon a pitch in Manchester, Bruno ‘Magic Boots’ Fernandes dazzled like a disco ball in a dark room, leading his Red Devils to glory. But alas, danger looms in the form of a Saudi Arabian mirage, waving fistfuls of cash like a kid’s allowance in a candy store. And who should sound the alarm? None other than footie legend and armchair oracle, Paul Scholes! With the wisdom of a teapot, Scholes warns that even the mighty Man United might have no defense against an avalanche of ‘ridiculous money’.
Caught in a whirlwind of 19 goals, 19 assists and twirling gears, Bruno has made the Red squad dance like marionettes guided by his football wizardry. But attention from the intergalactic giants of the Saudi Pro League adds a nail-biting twist to the tale. With a contract running longer than a winter night until 2027 and an optional plus-one year, Bruno stands poised on the world stage — a sizzling hotcake for the transfer gavel.
Meanwhile, poor champions league-less Amorim ponders the conundrum of juggling Bruno on his football chessboard while preparing for an Operation Overhaul without Europa League champagne. Mighty United insist Bruno’s dance card remains with them, but juggling the delicate balance of budget and brilliance may place them in a classic rope tug, with Saudi billions pulling hard! Can Scholes, with his teapot prophecies, reassure United fans in this farcical football bonanza?
