A Legendary Captain’s Hilarious Advice for Bruno …
In a dramatic twist worthy of a soap opera, Bryan “Captain Marvel” Robson has advised Bruno Fernandes to cut down on his playacting. Apparently, he’s not auditioning for the local theater! Robson, who practically held the United captaincy longer than most of us held a job, thinks Bruno’s on the right track but needs to ditch the theatrics. Imagine Fernades rolling over like he’s just been hit by a bus—classic! Robson dished to MEN via BetSelect, “Stay away from the dramatics, Bruno!”
Beneath the spotlight, Fernandes has dazzled with his goal-scoring prowess, but there’s been more drama than trophies at Old Trafford lately. Robson reckons there’s potential brewing under Bruno’s leadership, as he barks orders like a hall monitor during recess. “He’s pulling his socks up and telling folks where to stand,” says Robson, hoping for more trophies than full-blown Shakespearean performances.
With fixtures tighter than a new shoe, Bruno’s ready for some football tango against the league’s toughest teams. But let’s hope Nottingham Forest won’t catch him rolling, and Manchester City won’t say, “Break a leg!” as they square off. Meanwhile, Bruno’s goal tally inches closer to Robson’s legendary 100. Can he hit it without falling dramatically? Stay tuned!
