Fernandes Having a Laugh at Keane’s Expense…
Hold onto your goalposts, folks! Bruno Fernandes has been on a goal-scoring spree, leaving everyone, especially a certain Roy Keane, eating humble pie. As Manchester United sets sights on the Europa League final, Bruno has transformed into the goal wizard of Old Trafford, racking up 16 goals so far. His latest disappearing act on Leicester proves that everything he touches turns to gold – or goals, rather. With 14 matches left, Bruno is only a couple of hat-tricks away from smashing his own record and making Keane’s stinging critiques look like yesterday’s news.
In just about every match since the Keane incident, Bruno has been like a knight, valiantly boosting his goal contributions. When you’ve got 10 direct-goal deeds in seven games, it’s hard not to wear a smug grin. And while United’s league campaign might be sleeping with the fishes, they’re burning bright in Europa League dreams, thanks to Bruno’s bedazzling boots and assists.
Speaking of Keane’s comments, Bruno’s thoughts are a magic trick of modesty and point-scoring wisdom. Sure, no one loves a bad review, but Bruno’s tiny violin is playing a sweet, sweet symphony of comebacks. While he respects Keane’s opinions, he’s still having the last laugh, with goals echoing across the continent.
