Bruno’s “Mind-Your-Own-Business” Captaincy…
Bruno Fernandes is tossing Roy Keane’s critiques into his mental blender, turning them into extra fuel as he struts onto the pitch like a boss. Despite Keane’s massive eye-roll at Fernandes’ efforts last month, the Portuguese maestro blasted a hat-trick against Real Sociedad. Take that, Keane! With 15 goals and 13 assists this season, Bruno is busy stacking stats like pancakes, even if Manchester United’s season feels soggier than last night’s nachos.
Fernandes explained he’s not about to let Keane’s words mess with his groove. Bruno said, “Everyone’s got opinions – cool, cool, cool.” He admitted his admiration for Keane, calling him a legendary leader, adding, “I do it my way, not karaoke-style.” Fernandes isn’t copying the Keano Method of Management; instead, he’s mixing his own playbook while respecting the spicy Irish man’s right to be salty.
Putting on a show against Real Sociedad, Bruno sealed the deal with two spot-kicks and a screamer past Alex Remiro. But Bruno downplayed his epic performance, citing it’s all about the W’s, fam. Not one for complacency, he thrives on pressure like a pro, declaring, “Pressure means you’ve arrived – bring it on!” Clearly, Bruno’s not here for the doubters, he’s here to captain his way to the top.
