Bruno Fernandes and Man United Transfer Updates…

Word on the street is Bruno Fernandes might be packing his bags for a hot new gig with Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittihad, potentially filling Man United’s piggy bank with golden coins. The midfielder’s been in talks for a jaw-dropping £33 million-a-year deal. Meanwhile, United’s shopping list includes players like Carlos Baleba and Adam Wharton. It looks like they’ve put themselves on a mission to rebuild their midfield faster than a toddler’s Lego masterpiece.

Now, should Fernandes make his grand departure, United could treat themselves to a brand new midfield—or even start collecting players like they’re rare Pokémon cards. Baleba seems to be on Brighton’s protected Pokemon list with a £100 million tag, while Wharton flies in slightly under the radar at about £32 million. Al-Ittihad would need to dish out a hefty fee to lure Fernandes, perhaps giving the Red Devils enough currency to cavort around the transfer market with the wild abandon of a kid in a candy store. Stay tuned for updates as the transfer window shenanigans continue!