Sesko Faces Enormous Expectations…
Benjamin Sesko was seen dodging photographers at Manchester Airport, probably hoping they were looking for Bigfoot instead. But truth is, at Manchester United, there’s no hiding, especially when they’ve paid £73.7 million for you! Sesko’s main goal this season is to beat Rasmus Hojlund’s mark of 16 goals. While Hojlund made only three successful tackles in his last 95 United games, club legends once aspired to tackle breakfast with a spoon and fork.
While Hojlund insists he’s a perfectly fine 22-year-old striker, not all of them can score like Erling Haaland in their sleep. Meanwhile, John Murtough’s move to Atalanta seems like a saga from a football reality show. Sesko is a different beast; he could sneak up to be as iconic as Shearer or Rooney — that’s if he doesn’t trip over a blade of grass first! With United’s intense scrutiny, he’ll need to channel his inner ninja to dance past the pressure for the Red Devils.
