Casemiro’s Superhero Midfield Masterclass!
Casemiro, aka Gandalf of Grass, dazzles with a magical midfield show! Ugarte, the apprentice, learns from the Jedi Master in this epic football saga!
Analysis
Detailed analyses of Manchester United’s matches, statistics, player performances, and tactical evaluations.
Hojlund: Euro Hero, Premier League Zero?
Rasmus Hojlund: Danish Viking or Premier League Pac-Man? Conquering Europe, fumbling in England, can this pineapple-eyed striker ignite fire on home soil?
Man U’s Goalies: Comedy of Errors
Man U’s goalies: from De Gea’s slapstick stumbles to Onana’s curious capers! Can Onana outwit the ‘Oops-a-Daisy Football Show’? Find out soon!
Man United’s Wild Three-Back Fiasco
Man United’s midfield madness meets football hurricane! With just three defenders, Hojlund’s ninja toe-tap snatches a wild last-second draw! 🍕⚽
Mainoo’s Marvelous Midfield Mysteries!
Kobbie Mainoo dazzles in Manchester United’s midfield circus! Swapping positions like a juggling act, he scores, assists, and leaves fans cheering for more!
Man United’s Left Wing Comedy Makeover!
Man United laughs all the way down the left wing with new star Patrick Dorgu! Ruben Amorim’s magical tactics and young Harry Amass light up Old Trafford!
Dalot’s Dash: Unicorn Wing-back Dreams
Diogo Dalot rockets upfield like a gazelle-F1 hybrid! This wing-back wizard’s turning passes into magic tricks, plotting goals and chasing stardom at Man United.
Sky Sports Vanishes Thierry’s Epic Rant!
Thierry Henry’s epic Manchester United roast disappears! Sky Sports pulls the clip of his wild rant on their goal gaffes. It’s more baffling than magic!
Man Utd Saga: Swiss Cheese Defense!
Man Utd’s defense is shakier than jelly on a trampoline, inviting goals left and right! Amorim’s squad needs a superhero makeover ASAP!
Toon Army Outsmart Manchester United
Toon Army schools United with sly tactics! Dan Burn and Newcastle drub Red Devils 4-1, leaving them tangled in tactics like spaghetti in a storm!
Man Utd’s Comical French Adventure!
Man Utd’s antics turned Lyon into a clown show! Onana’s wacky rabbit tricks, a player ratings rollercoaster, and madcap drama made for a must-see match!
Scholes: Man United’s Goal Drought Saga!
Goal drought for Man United! Scholes drops truth bomb: they’re stuck scoring like jelly donuts. Can Amorim’s magic spark a goal revolution? Stay tuned!
Manchester Derby: The Great Goalless Thriller!
Manchester Derby dazzles with a thrilling nil-nil stalemate at Old Trafford! Players swap high fives, as goals take a day off. Dive into this soccer saga!
Amorim Unleashes Mazraoui’s Secret Powers!
Amorim’s playbook turns Mazraoui into a football superhero! From Bayern’s orchards to Man U’s circus, he dances roles like a magician on a rollercoaster!
Zirkzee’s Position Ping-Pong Madness
Zirkzee’s dizzying football dance sees him spin from striker to midfield like a ninja flea! Can he master the ‘nine and a half’ spot? Stay tuned!