Bruno’s words spark United’s winning streak
Bruno’s call unlocks United magic as Shaw storms midfield and wins pile up like extra time confetti ⚽
Analysis
Detailed analyses of Manchester United’s matches, statistics, player performances, and tactical evaluations.
Garnacho’s Chelsea Struggles Echo Old Warning
Garnacho battles Blue blues as Parker’s old warning and Amorim’s jab echo through Stamford Bridge 💭
Amorim’s Theory Faces the Anfield Test
Amorim’s United chase calm chaos as Liverpool test his big‑club theory under Anfield pressure ⚽
Amorim’s plan to shock Liverpool at Anfield
Amorim’s bold United charge to Anfield aiming to rattle Liverpool with fearless kicks and flying kitchen sinks ⚽
Merson warns United off Glasner move
Merson says Man United should skip Glasner as Amorim feels the heat—wrong fit, like darts with a rugby ball 🎯
United’s ultimatum to Amorim backfires
Man United rushed Amorim with a now or never call, and the 2024/25 season turned into their leanest feast in 51 years 🍞
Man Utd’s Predicted Premier League Finish
Man Utd wobbles aimlessly on the pitch, predicting a 12th spot finish—like a dessert that turns out to be tofu! Can they score big in the derby?
Amorim’s Striker Shuffle vs Burnley
Amorim benches Sesko, opts for Zirkee in a wild Man United vs Burnley game, like picking a cookie over a gourmet brownie! Sesko’s unicorn-like appearances continue!
Amorim Considers System Change at Man Utd
Amorim’s having a noodle salad moment at Man Utd! Sticks with 3-4-2-1, deflects blame like a ninja. Will it be 5-5-5 next? Only his socks know!
Premier League Teams Ranked by xG Spotlight
Premier League xG drama! Man City fumbled like cats at a dog park, while United chases imaginary goals. Chelsea’s xG shines like butter on hot toast!
Man United Player Ratings vs Arsenal
Man United players fumble in a slapstick showdown with Arsenal, losing 1-0. Altay Bayindir invents “Cornerball,” others tumble like cartoon characters!
Keane Blasts Man Utd Keeper Over Arsenal Goal
Roy Keane roasts Man Utd’s keeper Bayindir for defending like a marshmallow against Arsenal. Check out the fluffiest match blunder told in style!
Red Devils Need Legendary Midfielder
Man Utd’s midfield’s got more holes than Swiss cheese! Ruben’s mixing midfield magic like a candy store DJ. Could Lisandro save the day? Tune in!
Man United vs. Everton: Player Reviews
Man United tangoes with Everton in a soccer soap! Goalkeeper cat antics, wizard-like footwork, and thunderous Mason Mount drama! Who needs TV drama?
Ferdy Backs Mainoo as Man U’s Main Squeeze!
Rio tips Kobbie Mainoo to rule Man U’s midfield like a wizard! With enchanted ball skills and gazelle-like strides, he’s ready to dazzle Old Trafford!