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Man United’s midfield chaos is a riot! They’re juggling players like clowns at a circus. Can they find the right mix or fall like a stack of unwashed socks?

Manchester Derby Drama: Injuries galore! United and City juggle players like clowns in a tiny car. Who’ll hobble to victory at Etihad? Stay tuned!

Grimsby zaps Man U in a jaw-dropper but gets slapped with a £20,000 fine! Unregistered player drama? No sweat, they’re still on for the next round!

Phil Jones cheers for Amorim at Man U as penguin-crew vibes linger! After a Carabao Cup slip, can Amorim work his magic before March madness begins?

Amorim’s lineup conundrum: Injuries haunt United like prankster ghosts as City clash looms. Can surprise heroes Sesko, Mbeumo, and Bruno tame the dragon?

Matheus Cunha charms fans by strutting like a supermodel despite injury! Will he bounce back faster than toast? Stay tuned as Man United prepares for City!

Man United’s penalty drama unfolds as Fernandes blasts a last-minute goal against Burnley! VAR’s marathon and squirrel-speed antics add wild twists!

Grimsby beats Man Utd in epic Carabao Cup clash but gets fined for fielding a player registered later than a sleepy sloth! 20k fine says the EFL!

Lineker and Shearer hilariously slam Amorim’s penalty phobia! Is he avoiding volleys or running from ghosts? Leadership needs courage, not candy fright!

Tony Mowbray’s puzzled: Amad playing right wing-back is like Picasso painting fences! What’s up, Amorim? Amad’s magic deserves the spotlight, not defense!

Amorim’s juggling act at Man United is in full swing! Can he keep their 90-year tradition alive, or will Mainoo zoom off to Napoli, leaving a talent void?

Man United’s injury drama hits like a rogue tricycle! Suspenseful wins, disappearing hamstrings, and bravery abound. Who’s ready for the comeback?

Man U spices up their week with a 3-2 comeback win over Burnley, leaving fans cheering like it’s Black Friday! It’s a coffee-fueled sprint to victory!

Reds win in a 3-2 rollercoaster at Old Trafford! Amorim does a nail-biting dance as Bruno’s penalty saves the day, leaving fans shouting for ‘good days’!

Matheus Cunha’s hammy drama turns sci-fi as he struts like Bolt post-injury scare! Ready for Brazil and eyeing Man City’s showdown. Cloud-floating, anyone?