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Manchester United’s training center got a mega makeover! Picture oak panels so shiny they out-glow Ronaldo’s smile! Even smart urinals are in the game!

Man United’s pre-season finale against Fiorentina promises a line-up hotter than spicy noodles! Can Yoro stick like gum, and will Dorgu dazzle like a disco ball?

Man United’s injury saga unfolds! Onana arm-wrestles kangaroos, Martinez in a superhero comeback montage, and Zirkzee dance-off mishaps. Can they tango vs. Fiorentina?

Man United’s £50M training HQ is a high-tech wonderland! It’s like James Bond meets Hogwarts, launching in time for Arsenal’s rain check!

Man United kicks off a sci-fi adventure with a £50m Carrington hub! This whiz-bang upgrade aims for peak fitness and surprise karaoke sessions! Curious yet?

Scholes becomes a football detective, uncovering Amorim’s plan for Man United: transform players into fit sprinters! Blooper reveals? Just part of the fun!

Scholes zings Shaw, claiming he’ll never wing it back to left-back! Now Shaw’s the boss of center-back land, twisting with Amorim’s pretzel tactics!

Andre Onana races against time to tackle Arsenal, dodging friendlies like pop quizzes! Can he and his hamstring make the ultimate comeback?

Alan Shearer predicts Liverpool will roar to victory while Man United turns into a slowpoke! Chelsea and Newcastle steal the show, leaving Arsenal blushing.

Man United’s training at Carrington doubles as a comedy show! Gearing up for Fiorentina, they put on a roaring spectacle, minus the stand-up jokes!

Amorim’s new rule at Man United turns practice into a popcorn-worthy saga—lose, and you’re on gear duty! Like homework-free joy, training’s now chess with squirrels!

Rashford rocks Barca boots with a middle-field twist! Flick’s experimental genius tosses Rashy into a center-forward frenzy, scoring goals galore!

Luke Shaw stars in Man U’s locker room saga! Rio Ferdinand names Shaw the ultimate leader with wisdom served like hot pizza slices! Will he rise?

Captain Maguire shuns excuses, gearing up for a slapstick Premier League comeback! Can United dodge banana peels and rise like yeast in the doughy soccer saga?

Man Utd’s USA tour was a mix of chaos, comedy, and shiny trophies! Seagull-happy bosses, midfield magic, and peek-a-boo strikers—sounds epic!