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Man Utd’s comedy circus at Stamford! From Onana’s hot potato act to Maguire’s dance, it was a slapstick show of football fumbling. Get your popcorn!

Penalty hopes puff away as VAR wizardry turns the Chelsea vs. Man Utd match into a whirlwind of soggy biscuit penalties and poetry-reading players!

Spurs hobble into the Europa League final showdown with Man Utd, fighting injuries like ninjas in a sock store. Will Son’s return save the day? 🦸‍♂️🥅

Roy Keane calls Man Utd a dizzy Cha-Cha! The Red Devils are more soap opera than team, with the spirit of sock puppets and style of roller-skating netballers!

Can Man United escape their Stamford Bridge sitcom rerun? With Amorim and his high-heeled swagger, the Red Devils aim to ditch their winless curse!

Sir Jim’s rocky Red Devils saga! Can Ten Hag’s team soar like pigeons with a cereal box trophy? Find out if it’s triumph or more football chaos!

Roy “Rocket” Keane’s rant tackles Man U and Spurs, describing their seasons as a soggy biscuit flop, while Chelsea dances under pressure like a hippo in a sauna!

Man United’s circus: Ten Hag’s whirlwind ends as fast as a squirrel on espresso! New act: Ruben Amorim, a hope in the dizzy Theatre of Dreams!

Cucurella’s salmon leap nets Chelsea victory as soggy United flounder at Stamford Bridge! Will they regroup or face Europa defeat? Dive into the chaos!

Paul Merson says bench Bruno Fernandes against Chelsea! Save his magic for Man United’s Europa final, not the “peanut match” at Stamford Bridge!

Man United’s quest to conquer Stamford Bridge features dragons, dancing stars, and magic football soup! Will Onana roar back to victory or disappear?

Sir Jim’s piggy bank faced a £6.5 billion slide tackle but he’s still the richest in the NW, juggling fortunes like a football boss in a wacky money league!

Red Devils prance into Stamford Bridge, ready for a comic clash with Chelsea! Amorim’s circus squad swaps might make unicorns look common! 🏟️⚽

Man United’s defense gone wild! Injuries turn Amorim’s plans into Swiss cheese chaos. Can Harry Maguire rock a heroic comeback? Football stew awaits!

Manchester United’s defense is wobblier than a jelly on a trampoline! With defenders missing, can Amorim’s circus act save the day, or will they tumble?