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Man Utd swaps rain for Chicago’s deep dish thrills! New star Mbeumo’s price tag almost rivals their luggage. Can the Red Devils conquer and order room service?

Man United’s AFCON adventure: Ruben Amorim’s juggling flaming footballers, while stars sprint to Africa! Will the Red Devils need a Santa miracle?

Hold your hats! Man United & City clash in a derby drama on Super Sunday. Get ready for a hoof-tastic showdown of epic kicks. Don’t miss the TV chaos!

Man United’s £70M man Mbeumo dashes to AFCON, leaving them in a jelly-wrestling December without their new superstar! Will his holiday hiatus haunt the Red Devils?

Manchester United’s USA tour is a madcap adventure! Dive into spicy scoops, cheeky banter, and chaos with zany updates from Old Trafford’s insiders!

Manchester United’s circus hits New Jersey! Amorim’s eclectic squad, starring Mbeumo, promises a show as wild as a caffeine-fueled squirrel. Unmissable chaos!

Maguire zooms stateside on a ‘magic carpet’ after missing United’s USA trip! The Reds gear up for Chicago showdowns & fan frenzies fit for Godzilla!

Man U and City are diving into a wild rule bonanza! VAR commentators, extended goalie cuddles, and sideline dance-offs—get ready for chaos on the pitch!

Manchester United kicks off a wild pre-season with top-secret squad shuffles and midfield drama. Is it a dream team or a football Frankenstein? Stay tuned!

Lisandro’s knee takes a plot twist! After a dramatic clash with the Crystal Palace forces, he’s set to return faster than a caffeine-fueled winger!

Bruno, Man Utd’s cape-wielding wizard, dazzles with his golden-football wand while dodging Al Hilal’s golden ticket! Michael Carrick hails him a field general!

Mourinho dreams of leading the Portuguese national team! Could a reunion with Ronaldo lead to epic flair, fire, and a sprinkle of football magic? Popcorn ready!

Man United’s pre-season was a nil-nil noodle soup! Cunha dazzled, Heaton cartwheeled, while Casemiro wore his invisible cloak. Blink, and the magic’s gone!

Man United’s pre-season was a laugh-filled dance of near-goals and cheeky smiles at Strawberry Arena! Who needs goals when there’s football comedy?

Mason Mount’s wordless social media mystery kicks off at Man United! Fans puzzled as he turns Old Trafford into a stage for cryptic antics. Stay tuned!