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Man Utd’s injury alert: Cunha and Mount leave like they’ve found missing homework! Will the Red Devils outplay City without their dynamic duo?

Bruno’s penalty magic tricks Burnley as Man United turns a tense match into a comedy show! VAR plays sidekick; Burnley stumbles like a cat in a dog park!

Man United 3-2 Burnley: Old Trafford’s library silence shattered by chaos! Own goals, blunders, and a Bruno penalty – it’s a cat chasing lasers!

Man Utd’s penalty hopes popped like a soap bubble after VAR magic and ref Mike Dean’s wild twist, leaving them without a point and an injured Cunha!

Man Utd’s Sesko & pals drop Instagram clues before Burnley match, hinting line-up changes! Can they snag a win, or are they stuck in a snail race?

United’s on a cat-herding quest! Hopeful for a Burnley win, they’re ditching TV for global streaming on DAZN, Peacock, and more. Unicorn sold separately!

Man Utd’s season on the brink! Can they outwit Burnley, or will it be another Grimsby gaffe? Pressure’s hotter than a jalapeño as Amorim sweats it out!

Man Utd hopes to snap back from their Carabao Cup flop and bag their first win of the season against Burnley. Will they? Or will it be more tumbleweed?

Man United vs. Burnley: Can Heaton’s “parade float” momentum and a “pizza slice” defense save the day after their penalty fiasco? Tune in for the fun!

Man United’s out to break their winless streak against Burnley, with new face Bayindir hoping to avoid any beach ball blunders! Will Sherlock find Grimsby?

Man United’s injury list could rival a grocery receipt as they face Burnley. With players sidelined like sleepy DJs, can they find their beat on the pitch?

Ruben Amorim rallies Manchester United with pep talk vibes! Can they rebound against Burnley in their quest for glory? Tune in to find out!

Ruben Amorim’s rollercoaster ride at Man United goes wild! After a shocking defeat to Grimsby, he’s not quitting—yet. Can he rally the team for glory?

Ruben Amorim’s future at Manchester United wobbles like a penguin on a tightrope. Can he beat Burnley, or is he doomed like a fly in a frog fest?

Grimsby owner chuckles as Man U mixes up changing rooms! A wild 12-11 shootout left the Red Devils as unsteady as cats in water! What’s next, United?