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Man Utd’s worth more than a dragon’s hoard at $6.6B, but with a wobbly season and missing Champs League, they may soon trade goals for gold-plated flags!

Matthijs de Ligt dazzles Hong Kong with tales of injuries, comedy, and dreams of samba soccer! Can he transform Man United into the ultimate football fiesta?

Man United traded tropical getaways for selfies and scooters on their rollicking Asia tour! Fans saw more circus than soccer, with moody stars and commercial chaos!

Chido Obi dazzles like a ninja squirrel! With aerial ballet and gravity-defying headers, he’s Man U’s secret football sorcerer. Who’s ready for more magic?

Man U’s Hong Kong match turned into a circus! With penguin misses and squirrel-like sneaks, they tumbled to a 3-1 win. Red Devils’ hilarious footy fiesta!

Manchester United’s Amorim conjures fireworks in Hong Kong! With Bruno and Garnacho on board, expect flaming football excitement hotter than spicy sausages!

Red Devils hit Hong Kong! Man United, fresh from a surprise flop, gear up for a comic showdown with a squad packed tighter than a clown car. Expect chaos!

Amad flips the script in KL with a cheeky finger flair, mixing up more drama than a soap opera! Tune in as he laughs it off and spreads joy in Hong Kong!

Despite their football frolics, Manchester United’s value soared to £4.2bn, mixing chaos with golden goose gains! It’s a financial goal feast!

Red Devils’ Kuala Lumpur calamity! ASEAN All-Stars deliver a spicy 1-0 serve, with Malaysia’s PM scoring a social media hat-trick of cheeky jabs!

Garnacho’s world tour with Man U is Shakespearean! Bench, play, repeat—like a gnome in Kuala Lumpur. Amorim’s mixed signals have fans dizzy! Will victory ever show?

Man United’s hunt for trophies turns into a comedy! Chasing cups like bumbling extras, they’re more Houdini escape artists than winners. Can Amorim save them?

United got schooled by ASEAN All-Stars in a game crazier than a circus! With shots to space and surprise goals, this football saga heads to Hong Kong! Stay tuned!

Ruben’s mixing a magical Manchester brew! Amorim, the wingard wizard, spins his player deck faster than a Vegas dealer. Will his Red Army’s kung-fu kicks dazzle?

Buckle up for Manchester United’s turf takeover in Malaysia! Watch them dazzle against ASEAN All-Stars in a sizzling soccer spectacle faster than teleporting!