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Man United’s pre-season is a circus of sweaty hugs, mysterious absences, and new faces! Carrington’s chaotic fun sets the stage for the footie flick!

Man United’s “Compassion Edition” gives Dalot & Fernandes extra leave after Jota’s tragic loss, showing heart as big as a goal net! Leave more leafy!

Wayne Rooney kicks off as Match of the Day’s new pundit, trading goals for giggles! Watch him hilariously juggle punditry with less fuss than a buffet-bound defender!

Man Utd’s young stars are off to a cosmic US tour! With Amorim as captain, Leon and Obi prepare to dazzle. Inflatable flamingos and football antics await!

Amorim’s soccer circus returns to Carrington! United’s maestros prep for their pre-season tango, rocketing from Leeds hijinks to Premier League thrills!

Horseman trots into Manchester United’s coaching carnival! Expect more action than a squirrel in a nut factory as he takes on the Under-21 squad!

Manchester United’s pre-season is a zany circus! Expect drama, dazzling newcomers, and wild rides as Amorim tries to turn tortoises into Derby winners!

From defender to loan sorcerer, Sir Jonny Evans ditches shin pads for a wizard’s hat at Man United, sprinkling his magic on future Red Devil stars!

Darren Fletcher’s snagging a mini-manager role at Man U’s U18 squad! From midfield wizard to youth academy guru, can he save them from chaos? Stay tuned!

Where’s Kobbie Mainoo? Paul Ince is baffled by the young soccer star’s vanishing act! Is he midfield magic or just a football phantom? Let the mystery unfold!

Man Utd’s new kit hits the US runway at ChuckleFest in Chicago! With starry night kick-offs, a transatlantic tango, and a @#%bonfire opener at Old Trafford!

VAR turns Man United’s season into a comedy show, with tech mishaps galore! Who needs football drama when you’ve got VARvillains running the circus?

Man United’s pre-season kicks off July 7! Watch them clash with Leeds in Stockholm, then jet to the U.S. for wild matchups before returning to tackle Fiorentina!

Man United’s kickoff feels like an escape room! Ruben Amorim’s facing an epic Premier League beast parade, starting with Arsenal. Who’s ready for chaos?

Red Devils’ cash caboodle! Man United’s on a wild cash ride with beIN Media’s Premier League deal. Cozy up for footie-telly thrill until 2027/28!