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Will Onana’s fate at Man Utd bubble like soapy suds? As Grimsby looms, the popcorn-sized squad could decide if he starts or sits! Stay tuned!

Man Utd and Fulham draw in a game wilder than a soap opera! From missed penalties to a cat-dog tussle, it’s a match full of surprises! Stay tuned!

Patrick Dorgu’s ready to rule the Premier League with his Manchester United pals! Like a Yeti on a unicycle, he’s all about goals and good vibes!

Man United’s pre-season is as tangled as a spaghetti hairball! With strikerless tactics and defenders rushing like snails, fans yell for some magic!

Marco Silva’s VAR rant was more puzzling than squirrels on skates! He compared refereeing to magicians pulling rabbits. Fulham drew 1-1, what a show!

Man United’s injury woes hit harder than Bruno’s high-flying penalty shot! Martinez and Mazraoui remain elusive, like secrets from a magician’s hat!

Bruno’s penalty sails like a shocked bird after a referee tango! Curious how much a foot’s slip can echo? United fans, brace for slapstick on replay!

VAR strikes with a llama-clear penalty for Man Utd against Fulham’s Almost Scored FC! Bassey’s bear hug gets tackled by VAR, Fernandes’ follow-up shocker!

Bassey’s circus tackle and Bruno’s space-kick turn Man Utd vs. Fulham into a comedy show, adding flair to the Premier League drama! Curious yet?

Fulham vs. Man United showdown: Catch every kick at 4:30 PM! Arm your TV for Sky Sports or sneak in with Sky Go. Can United bounce back like a yo-yo?

Rashford is the cheerleader king! Subbed out at halftime, yet his Instagram pom-poms helped Barcelona rally from 2-0 to victory. Ole!

Man United vs Fulham at Craven Cottage! Will United soar like rockets or stumble like pirates? Tune in for debuts, drama, and unexpected surprises!

Man United limps into Fulham clash like a penguin on roller skates! Key players are missing, turning their injury list into a spooky ghost story.

Man United face Fulham at Craven Cottage as Sesko might ditch the bench! Will Ruben Amorim’s lineup surprise more than a cat’s playlist? Stay tuned!

Man Utd’s lineup is shaking like a disco ball! Onana back to swipe away Fulham goals like cake swipers, as Fernandes and Ugarte jazz up the mid-sprint.