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Man Utd gears up for the sizzling Arsenal showdown! Viv Anderson’s advice: avoid mayfly mistakes and tackle flaming footballs! Ready for squirrel-piped excitement?

Man United vs Arsenal: Brace yourselves for a theater of ninja-speed goalies, peacock struts, and cheetah-fast strikers! Popcorn not included!

Man United’s Amorim juggles line-up choices faster than a cat with a laser pointer! Who’ll kick off against Arsenal: comfy benchwarmers or surprise picks?

Old Trafford’s gig: Simon Hooper referees Man Utd vs Arsenal jaw-dropper! Can he handle the drama without summoning his controversy cape? Stay tuned!

Benjamin Sesko lands at Man U like a soccer superhero! Diving into training and dining like he’s in “Sesko Takes the City,” ready to rock Old Trafford!

Red Devils jazz up pre-season! After a Fiorentina draw, they nabbed the Snapdragon Cup. Players rocked the field with funky moves and groovy minutes!

Man Utd’s injury squad vs. Arsenal: Bigfoot tackles, cheetah chases, and Onana’s wild workouts – will they bounce back by August 17?

Man Utd plans Arsenal showdown! Coach Amorim’s “selection headache” grows as Fernandes and Amad secure golden spots. Can they impress like dancing cats?

Bruno and Mata’s zany Instagram spat over De Gea’s farewell spices up soccer’s soap opera. Heartfelt tributes, sarcastic quips, and digital drama!

Ten Hag dodges Man United talk like a ninja squirrel in England! Now with Leverkusen, he chases trophies and avoids cat-swim disasters!

Man United gets a cheeky nudge from Amorim after pre-season dance-turned-draw with Fiorentina. Can upcoming matches lead to more fluid footwork?

Man United’s departure bash for De Gea turned into a wild win! Enter Sesko, as fans roar louder than Jurassic Park. Will he revamp their goalie magic?

Manchester United’s pre-season showdown with Fiorentina is here! Catch all the action as United’s new stars shine in their first Old Trafford clash.

Amorim’s got more moves than a TikTok dancer! His Man United defense shuffles like cards—time to nail it before Arsenal pounces! Will Yoro, De Ligt, and Shaw stay put?

Manchester United’s training center got a mega makeover! Picture oak panels so shiny they out-glow Ronaldo’s smile! Even smart urinals are in the game!