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Andre Onana’s slapstick goalkeeping gaffes turn Manchester United matches into football sitcoms! Watch as he channels Mr. Bean, slipping on curveballs like banana peels!

Widow’s Man U ticket dreams hit a “policy” wall tougher than a Beckham bend! Jane fights for legacy, left stranded like a loitering striker. Goals? Denied!

Man United fans on a mission to a spreadsheet galaxy! Trapped in a business park, secret wristband hunt underway! Spice on pitch, saga continues!

Manchester United’s training goes WWE! Onana’s chokeslam, Mainoo’s speedy return, and Amorim’s goose-stance have fans buzzing like bees at a fizzy fest!

Chido Obi dazzles with a magic double goal show for Man U’s Under-21s, leaving fans astounded like cats in scuba gear! Watch this soccer sorcerer now!

Leny Yoro dazzles as Manchester United’s double-sided dynamo, playing like a maestro with shin pads, mixing ballet with football wizardry! Is he Zeus? You decide!

Man United U18s’ penalty rollercoaster went off track! After leveling waters with smooth goals, they slipped into a 3-1 loss against Aston Villa. 🎢

Jack Grealish’s face meets fan palm in a slapstick derby drama! The slap heard ‘round Old Trafford may turn into a court cameo on July 14. Curious yet?

JJ Gabriel, 14, dazzles as Man United’s new “Kid Messi,” whizzing past Leeds like butter on toast! Stay tuned; this phenom’s just warming up!

JJ Gabriel dazzles like a football wizard with a 13-1 win, stirring Old Trafford with more magic than Harry Potter. Can this U18 star outshine Spidey?

Bruno Fernandes teams up with his superfan sidekick, Bobby, for a derby day full of football magic, heroic goals, and cheeky croissant dreams!

Manchester fans painted the town red with a flaming dragon-style party! Flares flew, trams packed like sardines, and the footie fest rocked the streets!

Victor Musa scores six goals in a game, transforming into a football wizard at Man Utd vs. Leeds! Expect cheetah speed, penguin-defying antics, and more!

Brandon “Bulletproof” Williams swoops in, defends Bruno Fernandes against Roy Keane’s critiques. Expect shin guards and wizardry as Bruno ups his footie game!

Derby weekend kicks off with Manchester fans staging a “ghost town” protest, wielding scarves, empty seats, and banter cannons in ticket turmoil drama!