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Luke Shaw’s bench antics rival a walrus napping at noon! After a penalty drama fit for the Oscars, he’s taking a breather as United gears up for Bournemouth!

Man Utd fans missed a wild comeback, ditching Old Trafford too soon! Fernandes, Mainoo, and Maguire’s magic show left deserters gaping outside. Stay seated!

Harry Maguire, the over-caffeinated flamingo, scores the winner for Man U! Fans are in a frenzy, dreaming of him as the next super striker. Stay tuned!

Lyon fans turned Deansgate into a sticker frenzy! With blue flares and a £250k Bentley now a sticker canvas, they marched to Old Trafford, louder than seagulls!

Man United fans sing “Take Me Home, United Road,” transforming into musical wizards and caffeinated kangaroos! Discover their pre-game chant magic!

Dan ‘Resilient Rhino’ Gore conquers injury woes, ready to dazzle Rotherham fans like a squirrel spotting the last nut! Don’t miss this epic comeback!

Red Devils vs. Lyon: a football comic fest! Sneaky Cherki equalizes; Hojlund hunts unicorns, and United’s epic tifo rivals UFO sightings. Pizza, anyone?

Man U’s goalie mess is the wildest circus in football! Fans want Heaton, the forgotten hero, back, while Onana’s yo-yo act has seagulls in a twist!

Man Utd’s youth carnival! Obi’s powering goals in U21s, while Lacey dazzles with assists. Can Binnion’s boys outshine midfield sieves? Game on!

Man United’s new kits are a zany ’90s throwback! Picture red jerseys, giant snowflakes, and a ’90s grunge vibe that’ll make you scream “Goal!” Retro style alert!

Man United vs Lyon at Old Trafford will be a sight to behold! A tifo bigger than King Kong meets fireworks that make birds pause. It’s showtime!

Rio Ferdinand shines his knight armor, defending young Garnacho in a Manchester United drama! On his bright path, he’s priced like a rare Pokémon! 🏰⚽️

In the land of Carrington, Man United stars met giggling Under-7s! Onana surprised, Bayindir scattered, but fans dream of Europa glory like pups with chew toys!

Man U’s got a new sorcerer superstar! Harry Amass dazzles on debut, dodging defenders like a wizard on a broomstick. Next stop? Trophy magic!

Rashford’s zapping through Aston Villa like a supercharged comet! With Man United mates cheering on Instagram, he’s eyeing PSG after blitzing goals and assists galore!