Legends

Pep’s wizardry proves the Queen’s soccer prophecy wobbly as he magic-hats a treble with Man City. Meanwhile, United’s glory days take a squirrelly detour!

Gary Neville’s parody adventure at Nottingham Forest! Banned hilariously, he juggles jokes, not balls! Catch his giggle-sprinkled commentary elsewhere!

Barthez’s epic goalie tale turns comically creaky! From Man United superstar to a goalie with more twangs than saves, his saga is a must-read!

Luke Chadwick kicks from Man U starlet to Bugs Bunny doppelgänger, now charms kiddos at Football Fun Factory. It’s a loopy soccer saga worth a peek!

Neville vs Carragher: the epic showdown of footy banter! Witness these pundits bicker like wild squirrels, with quips sharp as porcupine quills! Who wins?

Gareth Bale bails on the Red Devils, becoming a Spurs legend! From squirrel-like spins at Southampton to dazzling footwork with Tottenham, Bale’s magic path zigged to glory, leaving Man United bedazzled!

Norman Whiteside trades Old Trafford cheers for couch cozies—booted by VVIP seats! While pies in hand, he scores nostalgia goals from his living room!

Berbatov in a pickle! Stuck between Man Utd and Spurs, his heart’s like a pinball. Can he stay neutral, or will the cosmic fence tilt? Stay tuned!

Bruno’s chat with Sir Alex was fizzled magic! Man U’s Europa fairy tale ended with a penalty twist, but the quest for Champions glory is on!

Vini, the samba star cut from a soccer storybook, left us missing his bicycle kicks and banished acne. The mystery behind his sudden exit twists sharper than Nani’s scissors!

Amad the footie wizard dodges the bench, tackles defense like a pro, and dazzles with cheeky charms! Dive into his zany adventures at Man United!

Roy Keane’s back, stirring up mayhem at Man U! From exit like a whirling dervish to a cheeky kit cameo. Coaching comeback? More unlikely than a cat as ref!

Bruno Fernandes bids a tearful adieu to Goodison, as Everton packs up for new pastures. Why say goodbye to nostalgia when it’s having a dance-off?

Aidan Barlow’s Rochdale romp takes aim at Wembley glory! Former Man U prodigy, now a phoenix chasing play-off dreams. Ready for football magic?

Ronaldo’s turbo-charged prophecy whizzed past Hargreaves like a disco ball with helium! From gym sorcery to Ballon d’Or glory, he foresaw his triumph!