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Ewan Sharp: Canada’s soccer wizard mixing comedy and soccer smoothies at the Gold Cup! Can his tactical wizardry and maple syrup magic lead to World Cup glory?

Juan Mata, once the midfield wizard, dives into women’s football investments with Mercury 13! Is Mata taking the game interstellar? Stay tuned!

Football folly alert! Ander Herrera gets a surprise red card while benchwarming! Co-starring zany tumbling Otamendi, penalty magic by Di Maria, and Boca’s wild ride!

Meet Angry Ginge, the pixel wizard gone football frenzy at Old Trafford! From the digital world to ball-kicking chaos, he’s shaking the pitch with legends!

Sir Beckham gets knighted, while son Brooklyn scores goal of the day with pretzel pita chips and caviar chaos! Are we witnessing sibling rivalry?

Tyson Fury, aka The Gypsy King, faces name-shaming jabs from boxing rivals who swear he’s Luke! But no Jedi here—Fury’s dad named him after champ Mike Tyson!

Gary Neville swaps footy for fortune, dribbles through biz heights! From Hotel Football to skyscrapers, his empire’s as grand as Zlatan’s dreams!

Tom Cleverley lands in Plymouth, bringing his magical coaching skills! Will his wizardry ignite League One and make the Pilgrims fly? Hop on the Cleverley express!

Spurs hire wizard coach Georgson for a footy fairytale! He joins Frank and team of circus clowns to sprinkle magic on the pitch. Expect soap opera drama!

Vinicius and Cunha’s Samba shenanigans! From sublime assists vs Paraguay to private jet jokes in LA, Real’s and United’s stars hit their comedic stride. Football magic!

Carrick’s juggling act at Middlesbrough fizzles! Booted after a wild ride, missing playoffs like an excited dachshund. Boro fans, the circus rolls on!

Marc Tierney’s journey from Tesco to top football tactician is like the ultimate underdog saga! From stacking groceries to stacking victories, he’s now bustling Carlisle United to glory with the zest of a hyperactive squirrel!

Rio ‘Goalpost’ Ferdinand dribbles away from TV after a goal-packed PSG match, hinting at jukebox adventures and fish-and-chip talent shows. What’s next, Rio?

Bruno cheers on Viktor Gyokeres, the goal-scoring wizard with a flair for last-minute drama, eyeing Premier League defenders like greased lightning!

Brandon ‘Crash’ Williams zooms into legal trouble! Ex-Man U star trades football pitch for a driving ban after a chaotic Audi adventure on the A34. Watch out!