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Arteta’s tongue dances like a samba, playfully poking rivals after Arsenal’s epic season! With more injuries than a hedgehog in a balloon factory, he’s still grinning!

Red Devils stunned by Blue Mystics at Wembley magic show! Chelsea’s spellbinders conjure a 3-0 win over Man United Women, leaving FA dreams poof!

Man United shakes up the Europa League final with snazzy black shorts! Will they bring luck or laughs against Tottenham? Get ready for the fashion showdown!

Oops, Dejan’s Knee on Holiday! Spurs’ speedy winger Kulusevski is out! His knee’s in recovery, not the Europa League. Will fans cope sans their Swedish Jedi?

Paul Pogba, football’s new bling king, swaps goals for glitter! After a timeout, he’s back with a shiny jewellery line and dreams of a France return. ✨

Reece James is back, and Chelsea’s ready to tango with the Red Devils! But without their main strikers, will they crack the jam-jar defense? Stay tuned!

Knee drama strikes Spurs’ Kulusevski as he preps for final surgery! Can they dodge the Injury Goblin and ace the Europa showdown? Hold onto those hats!

Tottenham’s pre-final chaos has players dropping like defeat in a rom-com! Injuries galore might make the bench look like a quirky retirement home!

Cristiano Jr. dazzles the pitch with dad’s magic No. 7, scoring for Portugal U-15 like a football wizard. Granny cheered, goals galore!⚽️

Beckham’s pink flamingo floatie rides into the MLS fray! Miami’s magical Messi scores, but Minnesota’s icy jabs fuel a color-clashing football saga.

Peter Schmeichel swoops in, humor blazing, to roast Arteta’s sideline theatrics! Is Arteta making soccer an Olympic sport with all those moves?

Spurs’ Ange magic revives Son’s heel and Kulusevski’s knee for epic showdown vs Man United! Will this footie fairy tale have a happy final chapter?

Spurs tumble into Europa final! Can Kulusevski recover his superpowers in time, or will the Red Devils pull a magic trick? Footie fairytale unfolds!

City U21s crush United 2-0! Mubama scores twice, becoming the toast of Joie Stadium. Will they tackle Palace or Southampton next? Footy drama awaits!

Napoli’s MVP, Scott McTominay, is stirring up a Vesuvius frenzy, scoring big and now immortalized with pizza and tattoos! Will this Scottish star snag the Scudetto?