Transfers

Man United’s on a transfer treasure hunt for speedster Watkins and goalie giant Donnarumma! Can Red Devils snag these stars before the window slams shut?

Mbeumo’s Man United debut is missing like a unicorn in red mist! Will he dazzle versus Everton? Only Ruben Amorim’s crystal ball can tell in this football fandango!

Mbeumo’s jet-lagged misadventure benched him for the Man United debut! Coaches battle spaghetti monsters, while squirrel-reflexed heroes save the day!

Hold tight for Ayden Heaven, United’s new game-changer! This ex-Gooner turned Red Devil’s got moves slicker than a greased pineapple, eyeing goal glory!

Antony’s transfer tale is hotter than a desert mirage! Man United’s wing wizard eyes a Saudi saga, while his agent juggles crystal balls. What’s next?

Gyokeres picks Arsenal over Man Utd, chasing sun and glory, in a £55M twist! Now United’s scouting strikers like Indy on a football treasure hunt!

Rashford’s Barcelona debut becomes a football fiesta with Lewandowski’s ‘top bins’ nod! Can he dazzle in the Catalan sun and play tiki-taka magic?

Man United’s shopping frenzy hits £130.8M! Gulp as other clubs toss cash like confetti! EPL’s transfer party balloons to £1.63B! Grab an umbrella!

Man City blasts past £150M, snagging Trafford for giggles as Arsenal sneaks with Gyokeres! Who’ll win the wallet war? Transfer’s wild ride ends soon!

Man United’s transfer circus is in town! With striker drama and magical midfield moves, will they juggle their way to a fairytale finish?

Rashford on Barca’s battlefield! With Messi’s shadow as his backdrop, can Rashford’s gaudy goals take him to football glory? Barcelona fans stay tuned!

Man United’s midfield needs turbocharging! Could Conor Gallagher, the speedy lad, be the answer? Watch for dramatic exits and transfer madness!

Antony’s juggling Manchester breezes and Betis whispers, strumming tunes and dreaming of La Liga glory. Will this soccer soap opera’s hero flee or stay?

Sesko sidesteps Man United again! Red Devils’ striker quest continues as Slovenian star shines at Leipzig, leaving United’s transfer hopes feeling like burnt pie!

Man United might snag Sesko from Leipzig! With Newcastle fretting over Isak’s fate, this transfer saga’s jazzier than Beckham’s finest toe spin!