Donnarumma’s Wild Premier League Hattrick!
Goalie Donnarumma eyes Manchester United like a cat chasing a laser! Could he swap PSG’s fog for Premier League thrill? Stay tuned for this epic saga!
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Man U’s Wing-Back Whodunit: Murmurs & Mysteries
Portugal’s footie drama: Dalot benched, Neves scores the right-back gig like jam in toothpaste! Man U’s hunt for a unicorn defender is on!
Man Utd’s Midfield Mayhem Mystery Quest!
Man Utd’s midfield is a wacky circus! Chasing midfield maestros is like finding unicorns! From Casemiro to Bruno, this saga’s crazier than a pogo stick adventure!
Mbeumo Transfer: Man United’s Bee-nanza!
Mbeumo’s buzzing to join Man Utd’s hive! Spurs crash the party like a trampoline giraffe. Who wins the Premier League quidditch? Stay tuned!
Van Gaal Roasts Man Utd’s Transfer Tactics!
Van Gaal hilariously roasts Man Utd’s transfer chaos as a blindfolded ice cream spree, suggesting they borrow some smarts from Liverpool’s playbook!
Man Utd’s 2-Million Pound Lucky Charm!
Man Utd bags £2M with a crafty sell-on clause! Oyedele, the pitch-dazzler, fuels their cash fiesta. Who knew business smarts wore cleats?
United’s Wacky Transfer Window Antics
Man United’s transfer antics are pure circus! Chasing stars like Cunha & Mbeumo, they’re shuffling forwards in a frenzy. Expect drama as deals whirl!
Mourinho’s Dreams: Gone with the Wind!
Man United’s transfer tales: magic wands, broomsticks, and Jose’s ghostly chuckles! Can the Red Devils juggle players like clowns? Let’s see!
Rasmus’s Great Red Romp Resists Italian Temptation
Rasmus Hojlund brushes off Inter like pesky mosquitoes, sticking to Man Utd like a stubborn goat! Serie A plot foiled? Let the popcorn munching begin!
United Flirts with Keeper Chaos
United’s goalie game is a circus! Onana’s bloop-filled act faces competition from Martinez, the Argentine magician. Who will conquer chaos at Old Trafford?
Sancho’s Wild Old Trafford Return Saga
Sancho’s hilarious Old Trafford saga: $5m moves, Chelsea chaos, and curious Saudis! Will he trade Manchester mist for desert dazzle? Stay tuned!
Man United’s Deadline Day Shenanigans!
Man United’s transfer antics spin like a dizzy hamster! They’re juggling players like circus balls, with Mbeumo’s saga buzzing sky-high. Will Old Trafford land any more kickers? Stay tuned!
Man U’s Zany Transfer Saga Unfolds!
Man U’s transfer saga is a circus! They’ve nabbed Cunha, eyeing Mbeumo, while Delap dances to Chelsea. Who’s next? Maybe a goat or Lionel ‘Pickles’ Messi!
Man United’s Wacky Transfer Turnaround!
Man United’s transfer circus is back with comedy gold! Will their new tricks with Cunha and Mbeumo outdo past kaput plans? Stay tuned for the unexpected!
Man Utd’s Wacky Shopping Spree!
Man Utd’s on a wild shopping spree, grabbing Cunha for £62.5 million and eyeing Mbeumo! Old Trafford’s looking like a crowded football circus!