Transfers

AFCON snatches Red Devils Onana, Mazraoui, and Amad! United scrambles for subs like Santa stole their stars. Can the new recruits handle the biscuit tower?

Man Utd in “Tunnel Tap-Up” turmoil! Fans play detective as Cupid-like Amorim cozies up to Cunha. Will croissant payments seal the deal? Stay tuned!

Rashford’s emoji blitz whirls the football transfer drama! With De Gea’s Italian venture complete, will Rash-Red woo Camp Nou, or keep fans guessing?

Man Utd’s striker conundrum: Will it be Osimhen’s magic or Gyokeres’ Viking force that leads Old Trafford’s goal fiesta? Grab your popcorn, folks!

Man Utd’s transfer circus is in town! Can they resist the swagger of Bruno to Saudi riches? Will they find a striker as wild as a Ronaldo kick? Stay tuned!

Scott McTominay dazzles Naples, making a splash bigger than Maradona’s ghost as United’s transfer antics unfold like a comic strip of chaos!

Sir Jim’s mulling a soccer spell: loan Rasmus Hojlund to dodge defeat! Can this striker find magic in Italy? Football’s a game of epic twists!

Man United’s Hong Kong hijinks ended with a bouncy 3-1 win! With fresh signings on their radar, they’re set for shopping adventures perkier than ever!

Dumfries dances away to Inter Milan, leaving Manchester United with espresso-drenched dreams of wing-backs! What’s next, a circus audition for speedy stars?

Meet Victor Osimhen, the goal tornado primed to flood Man United’s barren net! Can he save their season with a goal fest while United sells stars to fund the dream?

Al-Hilal woos Bruno Fernandes from Manchester United with desert dreams and hefty cash! Will Bruno’s magic midfield moves heat up the golden sands?

Bruno’s got 7 days to choose: Red Devils’ field or Al Hilal’s desert bling! £100m offer. Football fantasia or sunny cash splash? Stay tuned!

Bruno’s Al-Hilal saga is heating up! Will United’s Goal-Scoring Gandalf trade Manchester drizzle for sandy riches or stay? It’s the ultimate footie cliffhanger!

Bruno’s enchanted passes could swap Manchester’s drizzle for Saudi sand in a £100m Al-Hilal move! Clubs and carpets await the Wizard’s next magic act!

Rashford’s wild Barcelona dream! Can he ditch Manchester’s gloom for Catalonia’s sparkle? Raphinha’s chihuahua-like defense is ready for the showdown!