Man United Chase Eze the Mighty!
Man United eyes Eze like a wizard’s treasure! Can they snag the Crystal Palace star before Bayern swoops in? Transfer saga with a £60M twist awaits!
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
United’s Striker Quest: Cartoon Chaos!
Man U’s striker hunt is a circus! Delap ditches them for Chelsea’s blues, leaving scouts chasing Brentford’s Wissa and others in this chaotic comedy!
Reds Steal Wirtz from Under Red Devils’ Noses!
Liverpool swipes Florian Wirtz from Man United’s wishlist! Anfield’s new star, the German wonder-kid, promises action-packed adventures, leaving Red Devils roaring!
Delap’s Chelsea Tango: A £30m Fandango!
Delap foxtrots from Man United to Chelsea for £30M! With Ipswich’s dazzling deal, Man City slyly pockets £2M. Football finance twists like a squirrel on espresso!
Red Devils’ Transfer Circus Begins!
Join Manchester United’s transfer circus! With Amorim’s wild overhaul, expect Garnacho out, and Cunha’s dazzle in. Will Bruno’s midfield find harmony?
Gyokeres’ Goal Glut Spurs United Chaos!
Goal galore! Gyokeres scores 39 for Sporting, attracting Man Utd and Arsenal. Will this Viking’s magic land him a £67m EPL move? Stay tuned for chaos!
Liam Delap’s Comedic Transfer Capers!
Liam Delap trades United for Chelsea in a telenovela twist! With a £30m deal, our goal wizard leaves United’s boss seeking strikers like peas in a supermarket!
Man United’s Silly Transfer Soap Opera
Matheus Cunha and Man United’s transfer saga is a wild football tango worth £62.5m! Shearer’s giggles, cat fights, and a girdle-tight summer! Stay tuned!
Red Devils Dive: Striker Follies Unleashed!
Manchester United fumbles in a wild 1-0 loss to the ASEAN All-Stars! Watch out as they hunt for a star striker to turn roller-skating chaos into a goal fiesta!
Man Utd’s Secret Weapon: Giggle-Ready Gabriele!
Meet Manchester United’s secret weapon: Gabriele Biancheri! This young striker’s magic on the field has heads turning like a ticklish octopus!
Erik Ten Hag’s Comedy Transfer Circus
Erik ten Hag’s Bundesliga Circus! Dive into Leverkusen’s comedy show as he juggles transfers, takes over from Xabi, and plans slapstick football thrills galore!
Man United’s Garnacho in Hot Water Again!
Garnacho’s at it again! The young wing wizard’s wild antics have tongues wagging at Man United. Is he ready for a new adventure or just loving chaos?
Antony: Man United’s Winged Puzzle
Antony’s future is a futbol conundrum! After a fiery run in Spain, Man United’s samba star may be back in red unless Betis swoops faster than Black Friday!
Jadon Sancho’s Chelsea Kerfuffle!
Chelsea’s dance with Jadon Sancho hits high drama! Will he stay under Enzo’s spell in this comic transfer tale or vanish back to Manchester?
Onana’s Arabian Adventure?
Onana’s desert dash: Neom SC wants Man U’s goalie! With a £35M offer, will he trade Mancunian rain for sandy stadiums? Stay tuned for this footie fable!