Cunha’s Comedy Exit from Wolves!
Cunha ditches Wolves for the Red Devils, tickling football transfer fantasies with a £62.5M move! Can his samba magic and wizard hat shake Old Trafford awake?
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Ronaldo’s Mystery Move: What’s Next?
Ronaldo’s desert exit hints at new adventures! Could the GOAT teleport into the Club World Cup? Fans on edge as the football saga continues!
Bruno’s £80m Transfer Madness Looms!
Bruno’s in the spotlight with an £80m Saudi transfer twist! Will he swap United for sand dunes or stay? It’s a football fairytale frenzy!
Man Utd’s Goalkeeper Dilemma: Comedy Gold
Man Utd’s goalkeeping chaos: Will they trade Onana for a new net hero, or snag a golden oldie? Amorim’s goalie hunt is wild as Ronaldo’s footwork!
Matheus Cunha’s Magical Man Utd Mystery
Man United’s after Matheus Cunha like a squirrel with an acorn! Eyeing a £62.5M deal, they plan a £20.8M starter bid. Will Cunha nab Rashford’s No. 10 shirt? Stay tuned!
Rashford’s Farewell Fiesta at Villa
Rashford bids Villa adieu with drama fit for a Shakespearean soccer saga! Will Aston Villa pay big to keep this star, or will he kick off to new fields?
Gyokeres Snubs Man Utd for Soccer Shenanigans!
Gyokeres skips rainbow unicorn ride to Man Utd; the Red Devils hunt for new stars while riding the wild rollercoaster of soccer shenanigans!
Liam Delap’s Epic Transfer Tango!
Attention! Liam Delap’s transfer tango is on! Manchester United and others drool over this goal machine. Will he join the right club shell? Stay tuned!
Bruno Bids Bye-Bye to Trio at Old Trafford
Bruno’s goal-packed goodbyes light up Old Trafford! Evans, Lindelof, and Eriksen, our footballing stars, exit amid cheers and digital tears. Score of memories!
Greenwood’s Epic Marseille Voyage!
Mason Greenwood’s turned Marseille into a goal-gobbling soccer spectacle! With 22 goals and some locker room drama, can this “Starboy” handle the heat?
Man Utd’s McTominay Oops: Amorim’s Headache
Man Utd’s kicking themselves! McTominay twirls in Naples with 12 goals as Amorim’s left juggling in Old Trafford’s rainy mess! Pasta power scores!
Tears at Sporting CP: Amorim’s Farewell Saga
Sporting CP’s tear-storm! Coach Ruben Amorim jets to Manchester United, leaving fans in a tactical spaghetti. Will Man U find glory or more tears?
Bruno’s Penalty Prank vs Aston Villa!
Bruno’s penalty prank delighted fans as he gifted Eriksen the spotlight! In a footy fairytale, Eriksen’s goal made Old Trafford buzz. Is Bruno’s future a mystery?
Cunha to United: The Transfer Circus Begins!
Man United’s eyeing Matheus Cunha for a whopping £62.5 mil! Can Cunha swap Wolves for the Red Devil’s lair? Stay tuned for this transfer circus!
Erik ten Hag’s Comic Comeback!
Erik ten Hag leaps from Man United chaos to German glitz at Bayer Leverkusen! Get ready for tactical tulip magic and a foamy pretzel fiesta on the pitch!