Greenwood’s Epic Marseille Voyage!
Mason Greenwood’s turned Marseille into a goal-gobbling soccer spectacle! With 22 goals and some locker room drama, can this “Starboy” handle the heat?
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Man Utd’s McTominay Oops: Amorim’s Headache
Man Utd’s kicking themselves! McTominay twirls in Naples with 12 goals as Amorim’s left juggling in Old Trafford’s rainy mess! Pasta power scores!
Tears at Sporting CP: Amorim’s Farewell Saga
Sporting CP’s tear-storm! Coach Ruben Amorim jets to Manchester United, leaving fans in a tactical spaghetti. Will Man U find glory or more tears?
Bruno’s Penalty Prank vs Aston Villa!
Bruno’s penalty prank delighted fans as he gifted Eriksen the spotlight! In a footy fairytale, Eriksen’s goal made Old Trafford buzz. Is Bruno’s future a mystery?
Cunha to United: The Transfer Circus Begins!
Man United’s eyeing Matheus Cunha for a whopping £62.5 mil! Can Cunha swap Wolves for the Red Devil’s lair? Stay tuned for this transfer circus!
Erik ten Hag’s Comic Comeback!
Erik ten Hag leaps from Man United chaos to German glitz at Bayer Leverkusen! Get ready for tactical tulip magic and a foamy pretzel fiesta on the pitch!
Bruno’s Lion Roars for Goal Machine Gyokeres!
Bruno’s Insta show: A lion-hearted roar for Sporting’s Gyokeres! With goals and antics galore, is he leaping to Man Utd? Football’s crystal ball spins!
Man Utd’s Epic Rebuild Bonanza!
Man Utd’s transfer saga kicks off with Matheus Cunha’s magic and Liam Delap’s goal treats. Join the wild ride; it’s a football fiesta frenzy!
Man United’s Comic Caper: Sell ‘Em All!
Man United’s having a wild clearance sale! Anyone could be benched, even Garnacho! Will Onana become a Saudi soccer sultan? Tune in for this football farce!
Amorim’s Epic Transfer Tightrope Walk!
Man United’s transfer drama is crazier than a soap opera! Amorim juggles fair play rules, with stars leaving faster than a ball rolling downhill! Curious?
Matheus Cunha Waves Bye to Wolves!
Cunha bids Wolves adieu with a samba swirl! As Molineux echoes with goodbye confetti, rumors buzz of him dribbling for Red Devils next season! Stay tuned!
Gyokeres & the Epic United-Arsenal Tug-O-War
Gyokeres, the goal-hungry T-Rex, has Arsenal and Man U in a mad tug-of-war! Will he roar onto Premier League turf, or stay goal-kicking in Portugal?
Sancho Saga: The Summer Soap Opera!
Sancho’s transfer saga is a bumpy ride! Man United waves goodbye, Chelsea’s got buyer’s remorse, and Bayer Leverkusen might join this soccer soap opera!
Garnacho’s Dramatic United Farewell Saga!
Garnacho’s United exit looms like a soap opera with clubs like Chelsea & Napoli in hot pursuit. Will he serve drama on Stamford’s lawn or Naples’ pizza?
Amorim’s Garnacho Gambit: Jet-Set Drama!
Manchester United’s Garnacho is set for a jet-setting adventure after a mysterious squad vanishing act. Will he dodge the Manchester rain in style? Tune in!