Red Hot Henderson: From Hero to Hurrah!
Dean Henderson dazzles like a disco ball in United’s wacky goalie saga, leaving fans wondering: Is he Houdini with gloves or just a peacock in bold plumage?
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Man United’s WhatsApp Waffle Whirlwind
Kickoff the chaos with Man United’s WhatsApp Waffle Whirlwind! Catch sizzling transfer tales and Bilbao drama sprinkles. Hop on for wild football fun!
Man United’s Transfer Circus Extravaganza!
At Man United’s wild transfer circus, rumors fly like popcorn kernels! From Cunha’s acrobatics to goalie gossip, the Red Devils juggle drama for Europa League glory!
Transfer Tsunami Hits Man United!
Man United’s transfer season is a wild ride! Europa final determines buys as players exit like surprise bicycle kicks. New stars may lurk in Sunderland!
Lindelof’s Last Dance or Comedy Routine?
Can Victor Lindelof make his last tango with Man Utd a comedy classic at the Europa League finale in Bilbao? Buckle up for this football soap opera!
Greenwood’s Marseille Madness
Mason Greenwood stays glued to Marseille, crushing rumors with goals galore! He’s swapped greasy chips for snails and couldn’t be happier. Bon appétit, footie fans!
Man Utd’s Wacky Cunha Conundrum
Man United’s got their eyes on Cunha! Will Wolves drop their price thanks to Liverpool’s trade trick? Dive into this zany football puzzle!
Rooney’s Wild Call: Bring Back De Gea!
Wayne “Rampaging Rhino” Rooney wants Man United to summon David De Gea back! Can De Gea’s return fix Onana’s soap-glove saga and jelly-goalie woes?
Cunha’s Wordless Gym Signal to Man Utd
Cunha drops a wordless gym-fie bomb, sparking footy frenzy! Will his magic muscles teleport him to Man Utd next summer? Stay tuned for this epic saga!
Eberechi Eze’s Magical Wembley Wonder
Eze’s wizardry dazzles Wembley as he nets Crystal Palace FA Cup glory! Now, Manchester United plots to swoop him up. Will Eze fly the coop?
Mazraoui: Drinks, Jokes, & 7 Positions!
Mazraoui’s knocking fizzy drinks, playing 7 positions, and dodging tales like a ninja in a Man Utd jersey! His skills dazzle like disco squirrels!
Gyokeres: Football’s Viking Conundrum!
Swedish striker Viktor Gyokeres is the hot tamale of the transfer market! Will he swap sunny Lisbon for foggy England? Manchester United and Arsenal think so!
Wright’s Wacky Wish for Bruno Kickstravaganza!
Ian Wright dreams of Bruno Fernandes switching teams like popcorn swaps kernels! Can Arsenal nab this Man U wizard on roller skates? Stay tuned!
Man United’s Wacky Transfer Circus
Step right into the Man United Transfer Circus! Rashford and Antony blast off, while Delap and Cunha cartwheel in for a summer transfer extravaganza!
Gyokeres’ Future: A Footie Soap Opera!
Gyokeres’ footie saga kicks off with Portugal’s league champs sparking Premier League gossip. Will he join United or Arsenal? It’s football frenzy time!