Transfers

Mazraoui’s knocking fizzy drinks, playing 7 positions, and dodging tales like a ninja in a Man Utd jersey! His skills dazzle like disco squirrels!

Swedish striker Viktor Gyokeres is the hot tamale of the transfer market! Will he swap sunny Lisbon for foggy England? Manchester United and Arsenal think so!

Ian Wright dreams of Bruno Fernandes switching teams like popcorn swaps kernels! Can Arsenal nab this Man U wizard on roller skates? Stay tuned!

Step right into the Man United Transfer Circus! Rashford and Antony blast off, while Delap and Cunha cartwheel in for a summer transfer extravaganza!

Gyokeres’ footie saga kicks off with Portugal’s league champs sparking Premier League gossip. Will he join United or Arsenal? It’s football frenzy time!

United’s soggy goal cake needs spice! Will Wolves’ Cunha or Ipswich’s Delap light the fire? Manchester United’s goal hunt is more thrilling than a snail race!

Zirkzee’s got unicorn feet, but will his red devil dreams dust off or dissolve? From midfield mambo to goal-gone-missing, transfer tales tease!

Man United’s striker hunt is wilder than a sherbet-powered rollercoaster! From Hojlund’s noodle goals to eyeing Guirassy’s galactic skills, it’s a footy frenzy!

Rasmus Hojlund’s in a football circus with United! Can this ballerina-elephant hybrid turn fiasco into flair, or will his Red Devil saga end in cartoon chaos?

Gabriele Biancheri, the goal-happy kangaroo of football, leaps from United camps to Wales’ dragon lineup! Will he disco with goals or tango with tired tootsies?

The race at Old Trafford is wild! Sheikh Jassim, with a £4.79 billion bid, aims to swoop United’s debt away! Will he outwit Ratcliffe for the Red Devils?

Man U’s Rashford shipped off, scoring goals and dodging hamstrings at Villa! The Red Devils aren’t dialed in for his comeback, but he’s eyeing Champions League glitz!

Man United’s on a wild transfer spree! With strikers, midfielders, and defenders on their wishlist, they’re like kids raiding a candy store for new players!

Manchester United dreams of landing Bryan Mbeumo—the winged wizard from Brentford! Will the No.11 jersey fit him better than a burger glove? Stay tuned!

United’s “Limping Warriors” are ready to tango in the Europa finale despite their injury saga! Can they waltz past Spurs in the Champions ticket quest?