Spaghetti Squads & the Amorim Cabriolet!
United’s transfer rumble is zanier than a kangaroo on roller skates! Amorim’s shaping a wacky squad, eyeing Cunha, Delap, and Semenyo for a wild goal spree!
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Willy’s Wondrous Ride from Red to Yellow
Willy Kambwala swapped his Man United crown for a Villarreal adventure! From bottle-rocket debuts to La Liga glory, he’s grooving with Mambo precision!
Rashford’s Catalan Dream: A Comic Saga!
Barca dreams of Rashford in a comic twist! But their coffers are emptier than a candy shop post-Halloween. Will he fly to Spain, or stay powered by Villa magic?
Amorim’s Wacky Red Reboot Drama!
Mad transfer madness! Amorim’s rebooting Man Utd like a kangaroo on a trampoline, eyeing a Europa League finale. Can Red Devils rhyme with Champions? Jump in!
Tah Transfer: Bayern Battles United
Jonathan Tah’s transfer tango twirls him closer to Bayern Munich, as Man U and Barcelona lurk like cheeky strikers. Will he sway Bavaria’s way?
Man Utd’s Bendito: England’s New Hero?
Man Utd’s Bendito Mantato, with dribbles snappier than untangling spaghetti, joins England’s U17 squad! Can he turn opponents into marshmallows?
Ruben Amorim’s Red Devil Roller Coaster
Ruben Amorim’s shaking up Manchester United with transfer plans as wild as a cartoon! Expect squad flips and cosmic surprises on this Red Devil ride!
Arsenal Eyes Swedish Scoring Machine
Arsenal and Man United duel for Swedish star Viktor Gyokeres, with Arsenal’s golden £7M carrot and a €70-€75M mega-cheque ready to roll!
Altay Bayindir: United’s Hero or Zero?
Altay Bayindir, United’s glove knight, dazzled vs. Arsenal but fizzled under pressure like a soggy chocolate teapot. Will Turkey reclaim its hero?
Man United’s Comic Quest for Champions League
Man United’s Europa League adventure is like watching a comedy flick with Spurs — win and snag a Champions League ticket, lose and it’s tutu-wearing elephants!
Napoli Scouts Replacement for Osimhen!
Napoli’s on a goal hunt as Man United eyes Osimhen! Can Jonathan David fill his boots if Osimhen joins the Red Devils’ dream squad? Stay tuned!
Man United: Transfers, Drama & Moonbeams!
Man United’s transfer circus juggles Gyokeres and Cunha, while Garnacho and Hojlund play soap opera divas! Rio’s man-flu rivals biblical plagues! Stay tuned!
Liam Delap’s Fabled Journey to Old Trafford
Liam Delap is dreaming big, aiming to follow Ronaldo’s rocket to Old Trafford! Will Man United snag this Ipswich wunderkind, and at what price? Stay tuned!
United’s Transfer Circus: Chaos & Comedy!
Man United’s Transfer Circus! Hop, skip, and conga to the Europa League with dreams of gelato. Antony’s footwork and Delap’s leap keep Old Trafford buzzing!
Xavi Simons: Man Utd’s Golden Booty Call
Xavi Simons might tango from Leipzig to Man Utd for £67M! Will the flying Dutchman sizzle like a bratwurst in Manchester or just fumble with armbands again?