Transfers

Manchester United’s goalie saga: Tom “the Ancient” Heaton, Onana the conqueror, Bayindir the roller-skating reindeer, and a new keeper mystery unfold!

Man United in a footy frenzy! Scholes demands an “Eze-pedition” for Crystal Palace’s dazzling Eze, hoping he’ll add some magical midfield flair to the team!

Sam Murray twirls out of Old Trafford like a ballet bulldozer! From footy star to emotional Instagrammer, his farewell note’s longer than a penalty shootout!

Jonny Evans, the Northern Irish falcon in boots, ponders retirement: Will he choose the coaching couch or another game of football chess? Stay tuned!

Man United’s transfer antics are wilder than a squirrel on espresso! From ninja-like ballers to pie-loving strikers, this summer’s crazier than a spaghetti junction!

Antony’s transfer buzz has Bayer Leverkusen chasing him like squirrel ninjas after a magic nut! Will United snag €40m or just a wand of wizardry?

Manchester United’s transfer circus is in full swing! From pricey arrivals to wild exits, it’s a football frenzy like no other. Score and roll!

United’s quest for a striker’s Excalibur leads to Swedish wizard Gyokeres, who’s scoring faster than a squirrel hoarding acorns! Will magic ensue?

Man Utd’s in a transfer frenzy! They’ve got their sights on PSG’s giant goalie Donnarumma and Boro’s twisty maestro Hackney. Football’s wackiest soap opera!

Man United’s buzzing after Brentford’s Mbeumo! With a gold stash ready, Brentford just shrugs. Player exits near as United’s transfer circus kicks off!

Man Utd’s in a dizzy dance for Mbeumo! A soap-opera-style transfer has them cha-cha for Brentford’s star. Will they snag him or get soaked in drizzle?

Man United’s transfer circus is afoot! Players come and go faster than a striker at speed training. Can they nab Gyokeres without Europe? Stay tuned!

Man United’s Transfer Tango: Will they woo Mbeumo before the deadline slam-dances away? With missed buses and pep talks, their cha-cha continues!

Donnarumma juggles drama like a circus act, staying with PSG for Eiffel hugs till 2026. Manchester juggles its own goalkeeper chaos. Stay tuned for sparks!

Man United’s quest for a goal-scoring superstar is wilder than a Ronaldo flip! After Hojlund’s rollercoaster show, they’re seeking a striker as sharp as a laser!