Red Devils’ Transfer Circus
Manchester United’s transfer saga is pure circus! From Statue of Liberty links to real-life Musical Chairs with Rashford, it’s chaos in cleats!
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Man United’s Wild Transfer Circus!
Man United’s transfer merry-go-round spins wildly with Franco Mastantuono and Antony! Will Old Trafford’s samba squad light up like Santa’s sleigh?
Red Devils Aim to Woo Watkins in Wacky Trade
Man United goes bonkers with a trade-o-rama! Ready to deal Rashford for Villa’s Ollie Watkins. Football frenzy in full swing! Will this swap-a-palooza fly?
Man Utd’s Bench Strikes Back!
Man Utd’s De Ligt & Amad return with a bang, juggling Europa dreams and dazzling like caffeinated kangaroos! Will they sway as wizardly No. 10s or pirate wing-backs?
Ten Hag’s Whirlwind Return Plans
Erik ten Hag’s back in action! He might manage Bayer Leverkusen, swapping lederhosen for Xabi Alonso’s seat. Will he bring Dutch magic to Bundesliga?
Antony’s Transfer Tango Twists On!
Antony’s sizzling soccer saga: Real Betis vs. Barcelona! Will he dodge the £32.4m carrot and prance to Spain’s soccer giants or stay? Stay tuned!
Sir Jim’s Wobbly Marseille Exit!
Sir Jim’s selling Nice for a dazzling £200M! His soccer shuffle shakes up Man U dreams, making French teams drop their croissants in confusion!
Man United’s Epic Quest for Jonathan Tah!
Man United and Bayern Munich wrestle for defender Jonathan Tah, in a football transfer tale hotter than a jalapeño! Will Tah dance to Old Trafford?
Antony’s Real Betis Adventures: A Saga!
Antony dazzles at Real Betis, turning LaLiga into his samba playground! With moves smoother than a squirrel on roller skates, he’s the toast of Spain!
Rashford Wrestling Future with Villa Sagas
Marcus Rashford is flexing in Dubai under Villa’s watchful eyes! Will he trade chilly Manchester for sunny Barcelona or surprise us all? Stay tuned!
Garnacho’s Rollercoaster United Saga
Garnacho’s United days feel like a zany circus! Our hero goes winging it in Ruben Amorim’s wobbly tactics. Will this rubber band snap or find new glory?
Bendito Mantato: Man United’s Wonder Winger!
Bendito Mantato joins Man United’s Europa League squad like a football-playing dragon! Ready to steal the show with teen titans in this epic clash!
Amad’s Instagram Wink: Game On?
Amad Diallo teases a Bilbao showdown on Instagram! Will he dazzle on the pitch or keep us guessing? The suspense is real in this footy soap opera!
Cunha’s Escape from the Midlands Magician
Heads up, soccer sleuths! Midlands maestro Cunha might quantum leap to Man United. Will he conjure up goals or just dazzle Stretford End like a penguin ballet?
Why Man Utd Missed Enrique: A Tragic Twist!
Man Utd missed the magic of Luis Enrique in 2022 as fate and tapas stole him away! Now, under a new boss, they shuffle on while Enrique dazzles PSG!