Transfers

Soccer scoop! Emi Martinez might join Man United, as mysterious as a cat in a hat! Will Sancho be swapped like a forgotten sock? Stay tuned!

Man United’s transfer antics are wilder than a telenovela! Last-minute deal dramas, boomerang loans, and sky-high salaries make this deadline day a thriller!

Unai Emery becomes a riddle master, teasing Villa fans with ‘Marco Bizot’ as his secret goalie plan. Is it comedy, code, or a cosmic joke? Stay tuned!

Zachary Baumann’s blasting off from Man Utd, leaving his treble-winning past for Ukrainian dreams. Who knew a transfer could be quicker than lost socks?

Young star Harry Amass skips the circus to join Sheffield Wednesday on loan! With a promise of more playtime, will this new move be his game-changer?

Man Utd’s transfer chaos is a sitcom-worthy scramble as they chase Emi Martinez like a last-minute school run! Will they snatch him in time? Stay tuned!

Brighton blocks United’s Baleba cookie heist! A £100M price tag and confidence thicker than Bigfoot’s slipper keep Baleba firmly in the squad.

Red Devils set to swoop Abdulla Al-Hammadi on a free! This young goalie blocked Everton’s shots like a ninja! Stay tuned for more Man Utd excitement!

Man United’s transfer saga is wilder than a spaghetti-tangled headphone mess, chasing Lammens or yacht-worthy Emi. Will they net this Belgian beanpole in time?

Man Utd scores big with a wild 3-2 win, but the real drama is Tottenham eyeing Mainoo before the transfer window slams shut like a haunted door!

Man Utd’s new star, Mbeumo, zooms like a caffeinated cheetah to his first Premier League goal, thrilling fans louder than a rock concert!

Garnacho ditches Man Utd’s bench for Chelsea’s spotlight in a £40m move! He’s now part of the Stamford Bridge circus, ready to make football confetti!

Napoli nabs Hojlund from Man United, trading bikes for race cars! With Conte’s eagle eye and €44M potential, it’s a striker’s Italian adventure.

Man United aims for Senne Lammens while Altay Bayindir dances around! Goalkeeper chase hotter than a bullfight! Will Lammens be the knight of Old Trafford?

Antony’s Real Betis transfer flop leaves him suitcase-ready at Old Trafford. Nine goals last season, and now he’s juggling future plans with greasy mitts!