Kelleher to Man Utd? Amorim’s Mystery Quest!
Goalie caper alert! Man Utd’s goalie fling with Kelleher needs Amorim’s detective skills. As Onana fumbles, will the Irish bench-warmer’s dream comes true?
Transfers
News about Manchester United’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Amad’s Daring Escape from Ankle Abyss!
Amad’s ankle rises like a phoenix! Manchester United’s whiz-kid zooms back to training, leaving crutches for goals and assists. Watch out, Europa League!
Epic Tug-of-War for Wonderkid Worth £85m!
Manchester’s titans clash over 19-year-old PSG wonderkid Desire Doue! City’s Pep casts magic, United plots stealth. Who’ll snag the golden goal machine?
Man United Eye Midfield Marvel Ederson!
Man United plots a samba-stirring heist for Atalanta’s Ederson! With midfield dreams and £42 million glints, could Old Trafford’s transfer magic begin?
Man United’s Merry Go-Round Transfer Tango!
Man United’s Transfer Circus returns—new keeper needed, Mount searches for his spark, and Hojlund’s signing rivals llama drama! Stay tuned for more thrills!
Man Utd Eyes Striker Tiara Payday!
Paul Merson’s got a wild plan for Man Utd: nab Mateta, the slippery speedster, to boost those measly 38 goals and start defenders dancing in terror!
Man Utd’s Swap Deal of Football Soap Opera
Man Utd’s cookin’ a soccer drama! Antony’s back from his Spanish siesta, with a twist: a swap with Betis’s rising star, Jesus. Will the swap magic succeed?
Chelsea’s Sancho Sizzle vs. United’s Hot Potato
Chelsea juggles Sancho’s sizzle! A £25M transfer tango might tie him down, but will he stay put or hotfoot back to United? Football’s dazzling duel!
Shearer’s Silly Suggestions for Man Utd
Shearer’s playing matchmaker for Man Utd, insisting they need more than a Cunha cure! Can another player be the spicy kick to save the team? Stay tuned!
Epic Injuries Could Foil Europa Showdown!
Man United and Bilbao get ready for the Europa League with more injuries than a circus! Who’ll stumble or triumph in this football soap opera? Get the scoop!
Man Utd’s Striker Circus Extravaganza!
Man Utd’s striker hunt is wackier than a squirrel in a boot! Will they pick Victor Osimhen, or is Liam Delap ready to turn defenders into traffic cones?
Cunha Hunts Transfer to Man United
Cunha dreams of a Man United transfer, trading Wolves for Red Devils! Will his dazzling £62.5m samba make Old Trafford groove or just dance on? Stay tuned!
Jaap’s Dutch Dilemma at Man United!
Jaap Stam spills the beans on Man United’s Dutch-heist! 11 Dutch players, spicy signings, and questions aplenty—can De Ligt save the day? 🌷⚽️
United Plots a Swoop for City’s Hidden Gem!
Manchester United’s on the hunt for City’s benchwarmer-turned-wizard, James McAtee! Can Pep keep him or will United steal the show? Stay tuned for the chaos!
Man United’s Wacky Swap Circus Revealed!
Man United’s transfer wackiness unravels as Osimhen’s chase turns wild! Swaps, plots, and a striker race—it’s a football circus of quirky chaos!